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ORLANDO?

WHERE IT BEGAN


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ONE. . . WHY
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MEANING OF LIFE
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ABOUT ZOOPLA

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HELP AND BE HELPED
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THE FAILURE


FREE SPEECH
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The White House
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Senate and Congress
(202) 224-3121

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SITES I SEE A LOT
IxQuick Search
Google Search
itools references
movie database

Giga-Quotes

Harry Chapin Lyrics
SSA




OLD AND NEW READS
(WISH I HAD MORE TIME
TO READ and EXPLORE)

mother jones
utne reader
common dreams
the progressive
mediate
the other side
orion
harper's
rolling stone
reel classics


fallout shelter
the memory hole
song meanings
truth out
wil wheaton
bugmenot
global news matrix
break for news
are you generic?
neil gaiman
h2g2
daily kos
the truth laid bear
reason
capitol hill blue
boing boing
nobody here




SITES I AM CONSIDERING
SEEING MORE OFTEN

3Hive
metafilter
comics
digg





REFERENCE LIBRARIES

questia
wikipedia
gutenberg
internet public library
deep web search engines
itools references
movie database
Giga-Quotes
rare-lyrics
all musicals




AMUSEMENTS

Diaryland Times
home star runner
hell
hell too
sinfest
ill will press
the guide
purple
despair
maximum awesome
86 the onions
straight dope
something awful
glossy news
eric conveys emotion
odd todd
cracked



CULTURE

the superficial
darwin awards
this is true
urban legends
news of the weird
church of the fsm
the onion
god checker
faqs
fark
iGod
post secret
webby awards
meetup
the white house
ragged trousered philosopher
the smoking gun
the defective yeti
landover baptist
evil bible


COMMERCIAL CRAP (AND PRON)

(Note: pron is porn worth a look for amusement much more than passion, so if you see a (p) next to a link, be aware naked people may appear if you click it, m'ok?)

beautiful agony (p)
(a turn on or a laugh?)
real doll (p)
(the ultimate self-indulgence)

(or it could just be a typo)




PROMPTS
(IF YOU KNOW ONE LET ME KNOW)


Unconscious Mutterings
Friday Feast
Wednesday Whatevers
Sunday Brunch
Monday Madness
Thursday Threesom
Saturday Questions




(make it real)

PO BOX 780398
Orlando, FL 32878

send me some music
your favorite music
old or new
blissful or blue
let your message come through
and I will love you forever



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�2006 Candor Communications


2004-08-18 - 3:00 a.m.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus


it wasn't always for this diary, but I've decided to make this entry all about all of the many different ways people have found me on the web, or at least some of them... actually, most of these searches found candora, since until recently that was the only diary where I had stats (actually, funda had stats for a year or two, but I don't check often enough to come up with this sort of list {so should I make it up?... naaaa, these are actual searches}... call this a random sampling, about 3% of the total searches for the past year, maybe... that's a complete estimate... actually, this is just a list of the stuff I found in stats this week, or month, who knows)...

what I would do to make you love me
it rains because you are sad
nakedfriendfinders
milla janovich
ringingears
WWE Machismo
if i could make you love me
sleep-writing
words that inspire runners
just want someone to love me
how many fingers does Mickey Mouse have
one more child in this world to carry on
homemade barometers
sleep rhyme
love poemtry
love and enfatuation
monolog from love
diaryland sex
i've seen that movie too
words that rhyme with run
candora
diaryland layout
how long to be off birth control before tring to have a baby
analvirgins
www.pervertsrus
dreams and soulmates
Dream Diaryland Journey
outie belly button
keep a smile in your pocket
potest
how to clean cat piss on couch cushions
constantine rewrote christianity
definition of subaceous
fear of physical intimacy
even if we sometimes forget
reach for stars
cutething, diaryland
A Mid Summer Night's Dream
contradictions
wacko yacko and dot song lyrics
hurricane ivan
roux-n-y
what's life
jesus brings the pork chops
ice cream creatures
nudist wholesome christians
ringing ears
antisocial girlfriend
fell off his leather chair
mila kunis barefoot
lands of nod
doesn't anybody want to listen to my story
voyeurism site: diaryland.com
romantic relations online
when Jesus brings the pork chops


of course the most often searched for word in the brief history of the internet is sex... put sex (or sexy) in your diary and you are bound to get more visitors, or numbers, at least... spell sexxx (or sexxxy) in a variety of ways and you'll see your numbers rise even further... if you find pleasure in the strokes that come from voyeurs peeping in your private places on the web, it is not hard to get your numbers to climax to your satisfaction, really...

as you see if you explore, putting Milla Jovovich in an entry, no matter how you spell her, will get search hits... probably from very disappointed teenage boys who surf with one hand, but who am I to knock my audience... some of the other most popular searches that brought people to my web world will be listed at some future date, no doubt partly brought about by this entry which has nothing to do with sex (come, my precious, to my lucious literary love lips spread wide for horny link whores) itself...

and this will probably be an entry that gets many cheap hits based on the words I've thrown into it as I mock the search engine systems and reflect on the shallowness of our human nature and interests... not that I turn away from naked pictures of nubile flesh, but heck, I hope there's more to life than the pleasures of voyeurism...

as John Denver said, come, let me love you...






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googlisms
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where've ya been?
the searchers

favorites

911
HEY AMERICA!
LOOK AT YOUR CHILD
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