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ORLANDO?

WHERE IT BEGAN


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ONE. . . WHY
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SITES I SEE A LOT
IxQuick Search
Google Search
itools references
movie database

Giga-Quotes

Harry Chapin Lyrics
SSA




OLD AND NEW READS
(WISH I HAD MORE TIME
TO READ and EXPLORE)

mother jones
utne reader
common dreams
the progressive
mediate
the other side
orion
harper's
rolling stone
reel classics


fallout shelter
the memory hole
song meanings
truth out
wil wheaton
bugmenot
global news matrix
break for news
are you generic?
neil gaiman
h2g2
daily kos
the truth laid bear
reason
capitol hill blue
boing boing
nobody here




SITES I AM CONSIDERING
SEEING MORE OFTEN

3Hive
metafilter
comics
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REFERENCE LIBRARIES

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Giga-Quotes
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all musicals




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Diaryland Times
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sinfest
ill will press
the guide
purple
despair
maximum awesome
86 the onions
straight dope
something awful
glossy news
eric conveys emotion
odd todd
cracked



CULTURE

the superficial
darwin awards
this is true
urban legends
news of the weird
church of the fsm
the onion
god checker
faqs
fark
iGod
post secret
webby awards
meetup
the white house
ragged trousered philosopher
the smoking gun
the defective yeti
landover baptist
evil bible


COMMERCIAL CRAP (AND PRON)

(Note: pron is porn worth a look for amusement much more than passion, so if you see a (p) next to a link, be aware naked people may appear if you click it, m'ok?)

beautiful agony (p)
(a turn on or a laugh?)
real doll (p)
(the ultimate self-indulgence)

(or it could just be a typo)




PROMPTS
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Unconscious Mutterings
Friday Feast
Wednesday Whatevers
Sunday Brunch
Monday Madness
Thursday Threesom
Saturday Questions




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send me some music
your favorite music
old or new
blissful or blue
let your message come through
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�2006 Candor Communications


2017-10-04 - 11:00 p.m.

DSandDrew


Everything changes. This diary, at least this format, represented me in a moment in time a decade and a half ago as much as basic formats could. I did not invest much time in learning web design, so my presentation is basic and almost all words. Many, if not most of the links along the sides do not work anymore. I leave it here as it is as a memory of what was back then, my writing home. One of he many writing homes in my written gardens. Written gardens where I live and wait for the one. Miss you.

The phrase creatures of habit is cliche, but nonetheless true. We are comfortable with an illusion of constancy and Diaryland provides that, still virtually the same as the day it first went online. For the few (thousand or so) still here, it is comforting to find...

We interrupt this sincere message to bring you this important message

I have no idea what I am talking about

I am lonely, that is what brings me back here. I could ramble on for hours about this that and whatever appears in front of me, but I seem to have directed my attention to a TV show called The Orville (and I wonder when the sister ship, The Wilbur will show up and if the Captain's name, Ed, has anything to do with Mr. Ed but I suppose that is a distraction from the interuption that appeared as I was beginning to make some point about this place we call Diaryland so I shall let it be for now hoping that is the wisdom we've heard about) which distracted me from the distraction this entry was supposed to be and reminded me that I am lonely.

somewhere out there... you know the song
over the rainbow is where I belong
you can say I'm a dreamer and you wouldn't be wrong
somewhere out there... you know the song

Before I get too sappy flowery self-indulgent (too late, I know, but there's always hope and someday my princess will come and stop the pathos I pour out here nakedly whenever I show up late for the dance (and now the obligatory plug for all my other online writings and the dream of sharing it all and falling in love and living happily after before I die cuz there's always hope returns once again), I must dedicate something to one of the most amusing and entertaining and rambunctious writers ever to darken the diaryand doors because he says he's done... here, this is my attempt to convince him otherwise:

I finally understand OMG! (with the exclamation point, of course). Shirley, you can't be serious. Your mistake was telling everyone you were a famous celebrity, especially your coworkers. I mean, that's why I don't tell anyone I am a government official who signed a contract full of ethics and morals clauses and took an oath to uphold the high standards of public office in the state of Florida, e plu·ri·bus u·num and all saints at sea. Don't tell anybody I told you. At least do what I do, if you must disappear for a while, return out of the blue with some ridiculous excuse and rambling nonsense about some obscure reference that means nothing to anyone outside your head as if everyone has been waiting with baited breath for your update (cuz at least for you, that's true). Have fun out there in the world you ol' breath-baiter. I'll take bets that you force yourself back here much against your will because the addiction is real (or just as likely, NewWifey(tm) will drag you here at gunpoint after you ramble on to her once too often because you don't have this outlet for your amazingly talented babbling). If this really is a farewell of any sort, then consider this note a 21 gun salute to one of the best writers I've read online and a call to arms for publishing volumes of your best entries in hardcover glossy gold-embossed special editions. You deserve every fawning fan and pair of stained underwear thrown at you, you effervescent tower of man-flesh. Keep rollicking!

Yes, I mean Dangerspouse. Now just for the record, I am not trying to get the Spouse man fired, I mean, I know what it's like to get fired and it sucks, I mean, being in a public service position where ethics clauses and not acting like I am on SNL is mandatory and here I am (and all over there too spilling all sorts of guts and bodily fluids all over the web for anyone to see with great alacrity. But the big words won't fool them, no, they'll get me and fire me again sooner or later but that doesn't stop me because I am dedicated, yes, I am committed.

But this part of this entry is not all about me (never is, right?), This part of this entry is dedicated to Dangerspouse (and a little bit for NewWifey(tm) too because he'd never have been all he is without that good woman keeping him standing upright in the kitchen cooking those exotic dishes we all drooled over. I mean, you've got to know how momentous this occasion truly is. Andrew returned to change the face of Diaryland just at the mere thought that Dangerspouse could actually leave. I mean, Andrew! It doesn't get ore important than that.

Some others are also stirring in the wings and while they are not Andrew, they show Dangerspouse's following. Jay-Z and Elton John are writing a duet for The Mayor of San Juan and The Donald Trump just for this occasion (though The Donald was reported to say he already has a The Donald's theme song for Puerto Rico {speaking of something about the ocean, right?}, but that's besides the point), that is how big this is. You don't even know, the hysterics behind the scenes at Diaryland are blowing things up. Bill Cosby said he's giving up pudding pops if Dangerspouse does not return. Elvis just called to say he's still dead, but even more depressed. Elton John threatened to go straight. The my left foot guy has been cramping all day. Meg and Dia almost got back together. Abraham Lincoln rose from his grave to say it's a lie. Aliens were about to land but gave up on humanity. Pink just died her hair orange.

Yes, I know...

This entry is far from over, but I simply had to upload it tonight because I just heard from Andrew and I've got to go prepare to celebrate the fame and fortune that is bound to come my way now.

Get well soon mhscutie

and

I still love you Nebby

Here, watch this until I get back...

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