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�2006 Candor Communications


2003-11-09 - 2:54 a.m.

the part of the first part


we had a party tonight and I will tell you about it, but first I will show you why I have asked myself to check in on Pat more often:


November 6, 2003

"As a highly advanced race, the Qzzv pride themselves on their understanding of all eighteen dimensions of the universe. They were very surprised to find that our civilization has attempted to create mathematical order out of complex concepts like time, space and gravity. I explained to them, as best I could, Einsteins Theory of Relativity and the more recent String Theory. They just sort of stared at me, and telepathically suggested that we, as Earthlings, master the more basic concepts like Not Killing Each Other and Not Using the Ocean as a Fucking Toilet before we get to the complicated stuff like How Heavy the Sun Is.

In any case, the Qzzv took pity on me, and explained to me in very simple terms their mathematical formula that solves and explains everything. It is basically this:

a = b


What it comes down to, when you factor it down from the thousands and thousands of pages of calculations from which it is derived, is what we would call:

Same shit, different day.


There you go."

Pat Freestone


yes, definitely ranks right up there with other intergallactic radical philosophers like Zaphod Beetlebrox and I assure you Douglas Adams did not roll over in his grave, in fact, he is not even there anymore, but then, as some poet-phophets have suggested in various ways, with our preoccupation with trying to put mathematical formula to socio-economic conditions and the human equation, we do not have the time or space in our minds (or continnuums) to understand such concepts yet...

this is probably more fundamental than I usually get here in daily life, but then, I did sit around vegetating all day while cleaning the place every which way but laundry and playing a game of spades that inexplicably lasted more than two hours, even though it was only played to the usual 500... such are the unexplained mysteries we live with sometimes...

so the house is actually clean... I spent hours, not the hours, but some hours scrubbing the kitchen top to bottom (except for inside of the refrigerator) and the living/dining/whatever room all around (except for Sally's desk) and the bathroom every which way but the shower stall and the room in which I sleep every hootenanny excluding the closet and body I inhabit with special attention to the increasingly long hair (except I didn't cut the toenails)... yes, everything was cleaned today except the car...

you might notice that I was exclusively ommitting something in my cleaning activities today and you might be wondering if this was done on purpose... yes and no... that is, yes if you were wondering and no if you were not wondering... as for me, I was just wondering for a moment and then I realized it was mostly subconscious but definitely a little conscious as an act of casual rebellion about the fact that I did most of the cleaning and I am only about one half of the inhabitants occupying this living space, at which time I stopped wondering...

oh yes, the party of the first part was not forgetting, just not as exciting as the word party might suggest so I obviously distracted us from the facts in the hope that I'd forget and then you can be left to imagine what a wonderful party was and then be all envious of my fascinating life so you'd want to know me and tell others and we'd have a party right here on line because you and all those you told and all those they told and all those they told and so on and so forth and anon all showed up here daily to demand more allusions to the supposedly uber exciting life I was forgetting to express in exquisite detail here because, of course, we were just having too much fun to notice... right?...

I munched on pizza, wings, chips and dip, chocolate brownies, and drank Code Red while everyone else drank beer and started nodding off... what is wrong with the picture I loosely call my life (without any real claim of ownership that I would care to present to any judge or jury in this or any universe, but I might like to meet them if they can stay awake past midnight and have fun without poisoning their brain, even if we digress)... Helena stopped by for two hours (8-10PM) and while here I copied four of her CDs (3 Cakes and a Staind), so I have four more CDs in my music library (yay), but she had to leave before Sally's friends showed up to play that inexplicably two hour plus Spades game, which seemed to be part of an inexplicably brief party even though it seemed like the game would never end at the time, but then, time is relative and who are we to think we can truly measure it, anyway...

ok, I'm going to listen to some of the post-sixties philosphers on SNL now before I get all metaphysical on you... or search for the missing y (plural)... or maybe I'll write a letter (what?... me write a letter?... has you flabber been gasted?)...

wait, I mean I am going to lose myself in the second Harry Potter movie now, or masturbate (Merry Xmas), or maybe it's time to go to the party and leave you here wondering what the... yeah, that's it... see ya...

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