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2005-07-06 - 7:02 a.m.

more memes


ok, I think it may actually be Wednesday and oddly enough, we find it's time to catch up on the last few weeks of Wednesday Whatevers (previous incarnations made be obtained here for your viewing edification and quest for secrets)...

July 6, 2005

1. What games are like real life?

real life is the only game like it...

2. What is the best way to document history?
lots of cameras and hidden microphones...

3. How many internet usernames do you have?
dozens, at least...


June 29, 2005

1. What technology do you use most daily?
all of it... electricity, light bulbs, cars, major appliances, minor appliances, computers, cellphones, musical stuff, TV, and whatever comes in handy...

2. Is Elvis still alive?
in the hearts and minds of his fans, a resounding yes... in his musical recordings, a powerful affirmative... and I promised him that I wouldn't discuss his whereabouts any further and until he changes his mind that's my story and I'm sticking to it...

3. How much is that doggie in the window?
about thirty bucks a week and one human heart, at least... and I adore this song...


June 22, 2005

1. How long have you been answering Wednesday Whatevers?
only twice, but the first time I tried to catch up on a lot of them...

2. If pigs could fly, what would happen?
the airlines would go out of business even more often than they do now... and they'd serve a lot of bacon...

3. Do you give directions by landmarks or street names?
both, but lately mapquest or something is the tool of choice unless I'm just giving impromptu directions to someone on the street...



and there we have our Wednesday Whatevers, fine fair (or is that fare) brought to us by Michelle of faire.net...

now this next site seems to have been kind of like March, that is, it came in like a lion and only lasted for the month of March, except for that one week in April, but it's still kind of like March if you know what I mean... anyway, it's called Saturday Questions and may or may not deserve a mention and listing on the left over there, but since I have this space to fill below I shall endeavor to provide you with whatever pops into my head as I read each question... honestly irreverent, I shall be... not unlike Yoda, but not exactly little and green either...

yes, well, on with Saturday Questions:

[Would you rather run one mile with a cracked shinbone or do 50 sit-ups on a hard floor with a cracked tailbone?]
ok then, it's those kind of questions... well, serious, honest hanswers ye shall have... neither, I am not into pain and avoid torture at all costs...

[Would you rather have to learn sword-swallowing or fire eating?]
neither, same reason...

[Would you rather chew a piece of toenail off a dirty man's foot or thoroughly lick his unshowered armpit?]
neither... these questions seem to be based on some premise that we are somehow powerless to find better alternatives than the two offered, as if we were prisoners of war or on some ridiculous reality TV show... ummm, come to think of it, maybe this is a questionaire for one of thos shows, aye?...

[Would you rather be stupid and rich or smart and poor?]
I've been both, neither is fun...

[Would you rather have a flat, nasty ass or floppy jowels?]
neither, I'd rather exercise... that is an option, contrary to popular american myth...

[Would you rather be trapped in jail with a guard who hates you or a cellmate who hates you?]
depends what I'm in for and how long I must stay and what sort of recourse is available... if I'm in for life without parole, I'll take the inmate who hates me because I can kill him and solve the problem... if I'm in for a short time, I'll take the guard and chill out, unless it's a third world prison where a single guard can get away with murder, in which case it wouldn't matter...

[After death, would you rather choose to live the same life over again or risk being reborn anywhere in the world under any circumstances?]
same life, no doubt, however there's always different choices available at every fork in the road...

[If your life depended on it, would you rather fuck a different person every day or never have sex again?]
this is a trick question, isn't it? (pun not intended, but it's there)... sex is definitely an everyday thing, with or without a partner...

[If you had to choose how you would die, how would you choose?]
if I had a choice, I'd choose to put off choosing for a few thousand years, at least...

[What is your religion? Did you choose it? Have you ever thought of changing it? Why?]
I don't believe in religion... I chose not to believe in religion because I never met a religion I found believable, no less worth my time... I've considered most every religion out there and a few nobody's ever thought of, but I am satisfied with my choice... because it's right for me...


gee wiz, we were just getting warmed up there and the questions dried up... so we've exhausted our supply of memes for this week (unless, of course, we want to check out The Daily Meme or The Memes List for more, but not just now... for now, we shall basque in the glory of mispelling and narcissism, happilly encounsed in self-engrandizement with some chocolate sauce on the side...

feel free to offer up a meme or prompt or tag and watch me rip it to shreds in my own inimitible or table way... someday, when I am awake and alert and feeling creative, I might even do an interesting enough job of it to want you to read it... until then, just keep putting up with the ramblings I can muster up for life in black and white and I will love you dearly for it... after all, a friend is someone who knows you and like you in spite of it... or something like that...

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