LIFE

IN
BLACK
AND
WHITE



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( FEATURED OTHERS 'n STUFF )

MEG AND DIA!

ORLANDO?

WHERE IT BEGAN


ARE THEY SERIOUS?
(how far are we from censorship?)

ONE. . . WHY
(find your social conscience)

Barbara Waters: so candoor, what all this fuss about blogmad?

Candoor: Blogmad? It's better than ever! Get more visitors (or find me in chat there). Register now and tell me for extra credits. VARB?


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CONVERSATION WITH GOD

MEANING OF LIFE
FORWARD THIS ENTRY
INTELLIGENT DESIGN

(SEE WHAT THE POPE SAYS)

o O ( AND COMING SOON! ) O o

ABOUT ZOOPLA

o O ( AND CURRENT EVENTS ) O o


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HELP THE RED CROSS
MESSAGES FROM MISSISSIPPI
BLOG FOR RELIEF
NEW ORLEANS JOURNAL

(MIRROR OF N.O. JOURNAL)
(INCLUDING LIVE CAM AND PHOTOS)

HELP AND BE HELPED
HURRICANE HOUSING
LINKS TO HELP
IMAGES FOR HISTORY
New Orleans News
Buloxi News
THE FAILURE


FREE SPEECH
(tell them what you think)

The White House
(202) 456-1111

Senate and Congress
(202) 224-3121

YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHTS
USE THEM





FAT MAN WALKING
BLOGATHON!
INDEX BEGIN
FACE FUN!



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SITES I SEE A LOT
IxQuick Search
Google Search
itools references
movie database

Giga-Quotes

Harry Chapin Lyrics
SSA




OLD AND NEW READS
(WISH I HAD MORE TIME
TO READ and EXPLORE)

mother jones
utne reader
common dreams
the progressive
mediate
the other side
orion
harper's
rolling stone
reel classics


fallout shelter
the memory hole
song meanings
truth out
wil wheaton
bugmenot
global news matrix
break for news
are you generic?
neil gaiman
h2g2
daily kos
the truth laid bear
reason
capitol hill blue
boing boing
nobody here




SITES I AM CONSIDERING
SEEING MORE OFTEN

3Hive
metafilter
comics
digg





REFERENCE LIBRARIES

questia
wikipedia
gutenberg
internet public library

itools references
movie database
Giga-Quotes
rare-lyrics
all musicals




AMUSEMENTS

Diaryland Times
home star runner
hell
hell too
sinfest
ill will press
the guide
purple
despair
maximum awesome
86 the onions
straight dope
something awful
glossy news
eric conveys emotion
odd todd
cracked



CULTURE

the superficial
darwin awards
this is true
urban legends
news of the weird
church of the fsm
the onion
god checker
faqs
fark
iGod
post secret
webby awards
meetup
the white house
ragged trousered philosopher
the smoking gun
the defective yeti
landover baptist
evil bible


COMMERCIAL CRAP (AND PRON)

(Note: pron is porn worth a look for amusement much more than passion, so if you see a (p) next to a link, be aware naked people may appear if you click it, m'ok?)

beautiful agony (p)
(a turn on or a laugh?)
real doll (p)
(the ultimate self-indulgence)

(or it could just be a typo)




PROMPTS
(IF YOU KNOW ONE LET ME KNOW)


Unconscious Mutterings
Friday Feast
Wednesday Whatevers
Sunday Brunch
Monday Madness
Thursday Threesom
Saturday Questions




(make it real)

PO BOX 780398
Orlando, FL 32878

send me some music
your favorite music
old or new
blissful or blue
let your message come through
and I will love you forever



last---past---next---now
�2006 Candor Communications


2005-11-25 - 2:35 p.m.

Blodmad!


BlogMad!



what?... you haven't gone BlogMad! yet?... you don't want more cool visitors to your site?... you don't want to be rich and famous?... you don't want to be the talk of the town, the king of the hill, the top of the heap?... the shizzle with the nizzle?... the souped up hot rod with four on the floor and a massive stick shift that everybody wants to grab tight and ride?...



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of course you may be a little shy, maybe you're really down to Earth and do not want a whole parade of strangers parading through your public parade... well contrary to my overzealous exaggerations, the soft sell is what BlogMad! is all about... just check out their site and you'll see what's got everybody saying, "what in the hell is it?...

yes, we're not sure even the folk creating BlogMad! know just what it's all about just yet (they are, after all, just you and me and we and she and he and us and them and they cuz all can play in BlogMad! we and he and he is she and she's all that and baby's got it all together... even the eggman... even the walrus... even the West Minister of Abbey Road, koo koo kachoo, cha-know)...

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and yes, you can rest assured that BlogMad! will gad zooks you right to new heights of humor and pleasure and sweet and sour sauce or whatever sauce you choose... you'll be basting in the aura of your own precious presence under the soft light of stars at BlogMad! all night long, without a doubt... juices and bodily fluids optional...

just look:



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clearly you can see we see eye to eye on this...

everybody else is doing their best to keep up with our early entry into the latest greatest interactive blog network yet to be created by anyone, anywhere, anyhow... you even get free banners! (you'd never have guessed, would ya have?)...

BlogMad!


let me tell ya good people, it's so exciting I can hardly type... I feel like I'm passing a kidney stone (no, actually, I feel like I'm having a baby, the joy and wonder part, not the pain part, but since I have not had a baby I wouldn't actually know what that feels like but many women have told me it's pain level is equivalent to that of passing a kidney stone so that's what came to mind, but not cuz it's painful cuz BlogMad! is anything but painful... why, it's the most painless and effortless thing around... it's blogalitious... no really, just look:



BlogMad!


catch the train before it leaves the platform cuz the whole world's going BlogMad! (how about you?)...

and now, we start our entry...

dearly beloved friends, strangers, and internet perverts, we are gathered here tonight to lend me your ears and eyes and other vital body parts and also your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to be free and comfortable too so that we can see if this diary, or any diary conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that everybody loves me baby, so what's the matter with you, that you can so long endure... now, as we enter the winter of our discontent, we shall fear no evil for the cartoons are coming on soon and nothing's gonna change the world, not even shining hiney in black velvet or a little girl's smile...

your slow southern style, however, as you casually slide your clothing off and let the linen and lacey fabrics drift to the floor with the grace of falling leaves that lead all eyes away from the presence of your barest beauty until quite suddenly each onlooker looks up and finds themselves staring fixatedly and seduced by the sweet sultry but innocent sensuality you hid so well under your clothes...

look, someone exclaims, big breasts... another calls them boobs... some titter about tits and teats and a few refer to your honkers as mammaries... glands, even... but for sure the hormones are flowing by now as eyes slide down from the headlights to see the firtive fertile cresent of your waist begging for hands to trace to contours of your hips that, like parentheses, contain and emphasize your passionate triangle of womanhood genty manicured to reveal the pulsing curves of your magic portal to infinite splendor in the grass, nirvana, shangra-la, and heaven...

surely goodness and laughter (and dreams of great sex) will follow us all the rest of our days, ramen...

stop, in the name of love and segue into a totally unrelated, but almost nearly sort of kinda as exciting news... I finally downloaded and installed Foxfire and while there's some more learning to do, it was up and running without a hitch in practally no time... I feel so free... so free... I feel pretty and witty and gay... cuz I've finally got myself away from IE today...

and just when we thought the subtle naked horny sex-crazed references were over, I recently found unfukd, an idea that's been long overdue for our online world... the intro by bluemeany says it all, or most of what you need to know about the site...

of course I've been avoiding it, living in denial of my loneliness and all...

after finding Jessica Alba's butt staring at me several times this week in my almost daily diary browsing (though most days I sat down here at the computer, browsed one page, and found myself waking up in the chair hours later only to crawl to my room and into bed), I think being as shy as I was last night (I think you had to be there... in fact, I think I had to be there cuz I don't remember exactly what this reference was referring to, but so?) might be the safest way to go here... but being a music whore, I'll ask what is your favorite song(s) to make love to - and/or - to play during some wild sex?...

people still do have wild sex, don't they?...




BlogMad!






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who me?

leave a note?
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you want to know me?
soundtrack
101 Things
The Sequel
The Trilogy
202 Things
200 Things
202 More Things
202 Things Again
testing123
have time, love words?
sleepwriting
(where the heart dreams)

and now, in RealTime�

DO ME!
(Johari Style)


DO ME WRONG!
(but do me right)


SOAP!

(EPISODE ONE)
(the dark side of candoor)


loving linkers
other loves

A Diaryland Survey
other surveys
small world
your profile matters
(search for you & find me)


tell others
read others
applause?
favor?
gift?

get your own!

saturn rings and other places
googlisms
browsing
where've ya been?
the searchers

favorites

911
HEY AMERICA!
LOOK AT YOUR CHILD
STOP THE ABUSE

(GET THE CODE)

THOUGHTS ON GOD

( temporary attractions )


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