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2005-04-12 - 9:24 p.m.

testitis


in keeping with the spirit of providing you with only the best nonsense to read (and finding this to be a rather mindless way of filling in entries), I present another series of examinations to which I submitted my brain and may the fates be with us... more will follow, eventually, for I took these dang tests once upon a time and it's only fair that you be subjected to the same... ready?...

I must say that I was rather surprised that I will be struck down by a meteor (at least it wasn't a some frozen waste matter falling from a plane), but that is what this test told me... just look...

I will be struck down by a meteor!



oh well, I suppose it's better than being mauled by a mob of midgets...


How will you die? Take the Exotic Cause of Death Test


I suppose I should be happy that my life stress score is 142...

and didn't you always want to know what kind of Pagan you are?... well, now you can find out... I am a mixture of a lot of ideas and philosophies and stuff and I like it that way... I believe any way that gets you to a peaceful and happy and harmless place is the right way for you... I believe in honesty, innocence (not ignorance, but harmless intentions), and love... I believe intentional harm and condemning others is wrong... beyond that, I am flexible... I've always known I was a mutt, but apparently I am a rare breed of mutt...

You scored as Zoroastrian Pagan. The Zoroastrian Pagan is a rare breed who follows the teachings of Zoroaster, the religious reformer. He believed that there were no gods, and it was naive to put faith in them and give them names. What one should focus on is merely serving one side of the cosmic duality; work on good or light deeds, and the world would become more good or light. Pagans of this variety are rare, but often feel like they get more done without the hassle and clutter of pantheons and gods. They're smart, analytical, and occationally cynical.

Zoroastrian Pagan

70%

Ecclectic Pagan

50%

Kabbalistic Pagan

30%

Shamanic Pagan

20%

Eastern Pagan

15%

Roman Pantheonic Pagan

10%

Greek Pantheonic Pagan

10%

Egyptian Pantheonic Pagan

5%

Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru)

5%

Sumerian, Babylonian, and Mesopotamian Pagans

5%

Catholic (Pagan?)

0%

Celtic Pantheonic Pagan

0%

You scored as Zoroastrian Pagan. Again.

Zoroastrian Pagan

70%

Ecclectic Pagan

50%

Kabbalistic Pagan

25%

Eastern Pagan

25%

Roman Pantheonic Pagan

15%

Shamanic Pagan

15%

Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru)

10%

Greek Pantheonic Pagan

10%

Egyptian Pantheonic Pagan

5%

Sumerian, Babylonian, and Mesopotamian Pagans

0%

Catholic (Pagan?)

0%

Celtic Pantheonic Pagan

0%

What kind of Pagan are you?
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pretty consistent both times, for whatever it means... and since I believe in road signs as much as I believe in organized religions, here are a series of road signs that someone created based on names... if you can figure out the neunomics (I wonder if that is the word I mean?) of the test, feel free to explain it to me... each of my most often used diary names has been entered in their magic box and the road sign appeared... maybe I don't know where I'm going, but I'm taking my time and I'm gonna get there (remember?)...

candoor Highway
Paintown6
Dumpsville17
Bankruptcity59
Lake Love136
Childbirth Hospital218
Please Drive Carefully


mostlydead Highway
Valley of Depression8
County Jail24
Dumpsville67
Fame City131
Tower of Commitment445
Please Drive Carefully


candora Highway
Lake Love8
Tower of Commitment23
Loony-Bin Lane48
Bankruptcity160
Dumpsville543
Please Drive Carefully


funda Highway
Confusion Lane3
Lake Love19
Bewilderment Avenue54
Paintown102
Fame City230
Please Drive Carefully


candor Highway
Contentment Meadows6
Mt. Happiness17
Tower of Commitment41
Bankruptcity128
Valley of Depression351
Please Drive Carefully


ric candor Highway
Mt. Happiness7
Study Hall12
Tower of Commitment60
Valley of Depression115
Confusion Lane392
Please Drive Carefully
Username:
Where are you on the highway of life?
From Go-Quiz.com


yeah well, I like the fact that the closer I came to my actual legal-type name, the more positive the signs get... so I figure I actually live in Contentment Meadows which is around the corner from Dumpsville and just a half a mile from the County Jail, 7 miles from Mt. Happiness, 12 miles from the Study Hall, 17 miles from Lake Love, 36 miles from the Tower of Commitment, 48 miles from Looney-Bin Lane (but just around the corner from Looney-Toon Lane), 54 miles from Paintown, 115 miles from the corner of Confusion Lane and Bewilderment Avenue, 128 miles from Bankruptcity, 180 miles from Fame City, 283 miles from The Valley of Depression and I work at Childbirth Hospital... go figure...






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