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2005-02-20 - 9:31 a.m.

diaryland sermons and sunday boners


some people just have all the right diary moves I guess... there's happy couple having him and her boners for each other... I mean it, there are people out here in diaryland having boners for each other... I am so jealous, I want a boner too... I guess you could say I have a jealous-boner...

well, I fell asleep with that boner, so there's some visual imagery for you to do with what you will and now, in a semi-groggy just woke up in the big green chair with the laptop on my lap and no idea what time it is except that the sun appears to be shining, I push the button that my finger fell asleep on and continue wherever it was we might have left off... ah, there we were, looking at pictures...

I see somehow I have used the pictures and boner in the same paragraph... well, out of respect cuz I mean no dis, I must say that she is certainly adorable enough to deserve drooling and fantasies (will candora be falling in love again?), but I was really not using her pictures for any unsavory lap dancing or anything... I mean, the boner wasn't even my idea...

I sure hope she has a good sense of humor...

seriously, I love photo diaries and one day, when I get a digital camera, I just might start one of my own... and don't worry, I'll get over my lament about how easy a photo diary is when you're adorable or have adorable people to fill it with... or boners...

so what else is new?...

I figure there is a reason they call it buddyscope, but I didn't spend enough time exploring there to find it... buddy lists, perhaps... anyway, it's a simple and fast horoscope site that I found amusing... and ok, I learned more and it is about buddy lists, or at least that's how it started... one more tool to play with... and giving credit, I found it linked in a diary, actually...

looking over at the couch, we find Raspy sitting directly in front of the TV... he has had the remote all night while I slept in the big green chair, so there's no telling what I've been exposed to subliminally... my poor subconscious (you really shouldn't ought to be laughing at me, ya know?)... I woke to find The Marriage-Go-Round and after about a half hour of that, he switched a classic gospel music church show... I think he's asleep and pressed the buttons by accident, cuz he's never been near a church in all the time I've known him and this is the first time he's put on any sort of religious programming... let's see...

clunk (the sound of a cup being placed firmly on a table)...

sure enough, he was asleep and has no idea what was on the TV... so he channel surfs even in his sleep, now that's some serious ADD, aye?... he mumbled something and went into bed... Precious must have heard us, for she popped out of her room about thirty seconds after Raspy laid down, missing his semi-conscious state... g'morning and she's back to bed... but doors remain open, so she's waiting for something to happen I guess...

and me, I'm just waking up and tapping on the keyboard... apparently it's Sunday morning... beautiful sunny lazy peaceful quiet (you hear that?... quiet!) Sunday morning...

finding further proof that business and creativity does not mix, I've been noticing that the last few years the music business has sucked more than usual... I mean, there's a lull in new artists and the business seems to be going through a belt-tightening and conservative phase where creativity suffers... apparently Sony should rethink their adventure in the music business since they've hired a businessman (not a music man) and apparently are narrowing their label's focus to high-profile pop and rap... unfortunately, that means some artists are shelved... but the point is, when an artist's first two CDs go platinum has their next CD shelved for two years because of a businessman's decision, it's time for Sony to get out of the music business or to get a music man back in charge... but then, what can be expected when a company that big gets involved in a creative process...

and here is a site that actually lives up to (or down to, depending on your perspective) it's name... a great place to get celebrity photos and news, but truly as superficial as it is called... I mean, beauty isn't even skin deep there... but we go for the gossip, right?...

and speaking of beautiful skin and even more beautiful people inside the skin, then there's galaxy... the girl who's smile lights up the net and who's links keep me busy for hours and who's a lot of fun to visit... and that's where I'm headed now, to be busy for hours with fun... and then, who knows, the sunshine awaits... hope you find the same today too...






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