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2004-07-20 - 1:26 a.m. time-munchers ok, this is getting a bit ridiculous... I mean, this absence (of course now, the wallowing is getting even more annoying)... is your heart growing fonder?... mine is growing weary of the lack of literary interaction that comes more often when I update daily and frustrated with the build up of words in my head... I am experiencing blurry vision due to the pressure of my brain against my eyeballs... and they are drying up (my eyes) cuz without interactions there are fewer emotions and without emotions there are no real tears and without real tears, eyes dry up... my ears are ringing... my hair is growing faster... all these are telltale signs of writer neglect... or perhaps it's a tumor... no, I won't joke about that, it's not fair to the people with real tumors who joke about them... some of my favorite people, after all... and for anyone thinking bad taste, you haven't had the pleasure of meeting the humorous tumorous smoog (whom I miss dearly and wish would remember to return to her adoring fans because we miss her dearly... but that isn't what I was first referring to in my reference to frustration... I was and am now again referring to the time-munchers... now you may have heard them called gremlins or time-bandits or even paleotemporal delineators, but I happen to know they are time-munchers cuz even though they are usually invisible to the naked eye, I've seen them... and then there was the time I dressed up my eyes and they were taken by surprise, but I believe the've adapted and not are usually invisible to dressed up eyes as well... what are time-munchers, you might ask... well, isn't the name self-explanatory?... I suppose not, if you are asking... it's the disappearance of time, have you not noticed?... are you not experienced in the phenomenon of looking at the clock and wondering where the times has gone?... at work, for instance, tell me you are never late with a project... and your boss (or you) probably blame it on poor time management... and the time-bandits sit back and laugh because they know you managed your time just fine, while you had it, but when you were not looking they came along and stole an hour or few from you... well the same things happen to us diarists... suddenly we look up at the date stamp and days have gone by and we wonder what happened... it seems like only yesterday that I wrote an entry... and sometimes, that is the case... and sometimes, it's been many days and that, my friends, is where the time-bandits (or bandeleros, for those of you in Hispanic times zones) come in... we don't get the joke, we only feel confused, disoriented, and at a loss... so anyway I have returned and intend to find the five or six entries that are already mostly written and upload them and shake the other entries out of my head and give you what I remember of the last week or however much time was munched... recovery is possible if you know how to deal with the munchers, but don't tell them that because the key to recovering time is not letting them know you are getting it back from them... there is the negotiation method where you promise the time-munchers a large chunk of time in the future for the time they munched in the recent past, but that only works if the particular time-munchers munching your time have poor long term memories and generally time-munchers have singular memories, that is, they remember everything because they maintain all memory in a single memory cell, not that they are completely corporal beings, but there is much to be discovered about the true nature and composition of time-munchers and this entry was not to be about them anyway... there are those of you who might understand this entry and I would include your links here, however I do not have time to read any more minds today so you'll have to consult with the previously mentioned smoog if you can find her and she finds herself and you at the same time... until then, or such time when I might have more unmunched time, I wish you fun and frolic and freedom from time-munchers...
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