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SITES I SEE A LOT
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Google Search
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movie database

Giga-Quotes

Harry Chapin Lyrics
SSA




OLD AND NEW READS
(WISH I HAD MORE TIME
TO READ and EXPLORE)

mother jones
utne reader
common dreams
the progressive
mediate
the other side
orion
harper's
rolling stone
reel classics


fallout shelter
the memory hole
song meanings
truth out
wil wheaton
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global news matrix
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are you generic?
neil gaiman
h2g2
daily kos
the truth laid bear
reason
capitol hill blue
boing boing
nobody here




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the guide
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maximum awesome
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something awful
glossy news
eric conveys emotion
odd todd
cracked



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this is true
urban legends
news of the weird
church of the fsm
the onion
god checker
faqs
fark
iGod
post secret
webby awards
meetup
the white house
ragged trousered philosopher
the smoking gun
the defective yeti
landover baptist
evil bible


COMMERCIAL CRAP (AND PRON)

(Note: pron is porn worth a look for amusement much more than passion, so if you see a (p) next to a link, be aware naked people may appear if you click it, m'ok?)

beautiful agony (p)
(a turn on or a laugh?)
real doll (p)
(the ultimate self-indulgence)

(or it could just be a typo)




PROMPTS
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Unconscious Mutterings
Friday Feast
Wednesday Whatevers
Sunday Brunch
Monday Madness
Thursday Threesom
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�2006 Candor Communications


2006-04-08 - 11:12 a.m.

wizzzz bang, woooop


I was tripping the lights fantasticks off Broadway one night that felt like a week on the beach with seven beautiful favorites (see list) arm and arm just to share the collective energy and the thrill of touching each other all over in our minds as a red giraffe on a blue bicycle rang his bell that sounded like Lily Tomlin playing the operator and we all squeezed together in the nearest telephone booth to avoid the stampede of red giraffes on blue bicycles following the bell ringer when Mila Kunis, who was only slightly buzzed, took the opportunity of close proximity to open her mouth and suck me into play with her tonsils and while I was in she started frenching Meg Ryan and Anna Paquin at the same time and it was quite a ride on their three tongues until Nicole Deboer stuck hers in and licked me out, but she gagged and I fell off her tongue and down the front of her dress where I grabbed her nipple to keep from falling all the way through to the ground and it was at this point I started wondering just when I was hit by a shrinking ray and where it might have come from and if anybody else though it was odd that the giraffes where riding blue bikes...


meanwhile, Zaphod's ship was just getting into our Solar System and having a little problem with the improbability drive that was firing an improbability ray, known for it's unpredictable, impetuous, and aphrodisiactic effects, at random intervals in the direction of random planets...


anyway, having recently given birth, Nicky was lactating and after a milk bath I slipped off into her panties where I did what any red blooded boy would do suddenly finding himself in a beautiful girl's panties and that started an orgy in the phone booth that stopped the giraffes in their tracks, which was quite lucky for them as a herd of angry elephants were just approaching 52nd Street and would have likely crushed their blue bicycles because, as we all know, elephants have trouble seeing the color blue...


it was about then that I suddenly found myself normal size again, which made the telephone booth a bit more crowded, though no one seemed to mind as we were all quite lost in the passion of the moment which is probably why we didn't see the police office rapping on the door asking what in the world we thought we were doing...


we invited the offer in and it turned out she was not really a cop at all, but rather she was Madonna who had heard about the impromptu orgy on the grapevine and wanted in bad enough to mug a cop for his uniform just to fool us into opening the door... the glass was soon so steamed up that the giraffe lost interest and remembered they were stampeding so they started peddling like crazy up Broadway... luckily the elephants had already passed down 52nd Street, though they apparently weren't actually stampeding, but rather, in a hurry to get to a Billy Joel concert...


after several hours we decided we would continue the orgy back at Sandra Bullock's place after picking up Catherine Zeta Jones at her astrologer's office where she was getting her palms red by Halle Berry and Katie Holmes, who we invited along and deprogrammed out of the Psychic Friend's Network... Katie said she couldn't come without Tom and Tom said she he had to check with L. Ron Hubbard before he could make any commitments, so we gave them a rain check and told them to stop by anytime and as we were leaving Katie mooned Tom and came running after us, almost tripping until she got her pants back up...


we probably should have called ahead as Sandy wasn't expecting us and had to ask the troupe of pigmy clowns to continue their acrobat and contortionist show in the living room as we were needing the bedroom to continue losing ourselves in our throes of passion and Sandy wanted in immediately... the clowns cooperated and continued their show for the red giraffes who were also not stampeding, but who were actually hurrying to get to the bar downstairs which opened at 4pm and had early birds wait in Sandra Bullock's living room... they were all were eventually invited into the bedroom when the pizza and ice cream arrived... Alice, the delivery girl, also brought red and blue pills so she was invited in too...


some times the best times are times in the mind
some times the best times are fantasies
some times the best times are when we're inclined
to laugh at our sense of realities

and if you would then you could
I believe you can
you just have to want to
visit wonderland

picture yourself in a boat on a river
then paint your own trees and draw your own skies
suddenly there in your hand is your lover
the girl with the fire in her thighs

and you know how to put it out
pull your truck up and extend your hose
work up the pressure until you are ready
to explode then shoot your load

some times the best times are times in the mind
some times that's where they ought to stay
some times it's best if you fall behind
if you've been offended today

but if you can laugh
at the red giraffe
and the shaved pussy
then you're no wussy

and if you feel it
and let go of fear
then you are welcome
right here and there

and if you would then you could
I believe you can
then you are welcome
in wonderland

some times the best times are times in the mind
some times the best times are never planned
some times the best times are when we're inclined
to laugh and let go in wonderland


so what'll it be, the red pill or the blue pill... I offer you ecstasy... the rhyme lost it's format but not it's thrill... so who's coming with me?... Alice made her delivery... and our little band of merry widows suddenly becoming hedonists and we didn't even break out the wine yet...


ah, how I miss NYC...

what, Belview?...




breathe deep, the sensuous ooze... and always be ready to make love because you never know when you might find yourself in a beautiful pair of panties...


or in a beautiful place in your head, for that matter...






. o O ( NOTES ARE THE NEW HAPPY PILL ) O o .
(just let me know you were here)




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