the strangest thing is not imagining that someone might like me or find me worth their time, the strangest thing is that someone might stick around after they've learned all about my weirdness

~ voices from the peanut gallery

hello again all you wonder people who stop in to see what words have fallen out of my head today... I've been listening to the Virgin Prunes CDs that came in the mail this week... and The Cure too... lots of both arrived... and just to prove how isolated from the music world I've been in recent years, I was amazed to find so much about the Virgin Prunes on the web... I mean, I thought they were just another obscure 80s group no one ever heard of except die hard Gavin Friday fans (and are there millions?)... not that I was reading or anything, but in my wanderings I really did find more info about the Virgin Prunes than I ever thought would be on the web... of course if you wish lighter reading, you can always check out the 10 things that the girls in Cadette/Senior Group 272 (of the Palm Glades Girl Scout Council located in Lake Worth, Florida, of course) learned while camping camping... hey, at least I'm not walking around in a vagina or penis costume or walking through inflated uteruses (we've got to get those two together)...

and have you tripped the riff (or lights fandango?) this week?...

meanwhile, in the newly barely touched world of email, someone (who shall remain nameless so I am not accused of inciting everyone to point fingers and laugh at me or her) actually hesitated before sending me naked pictures in email... so I must be putting out puritanical vibs here or something equally silly to the nudist hedonist sex-maniac in me... so I take this moment to correct any misunderstandings you, my dear readers, might have about me... for the record, send any pictures anytime... naked is good... nudity is beautiful... bare skin is wonderful...

now it's not like I can not be grossed out by the human body... but I don't have to stare at the pictures of Fat Bastard on the toilet, after all... whether amusing, tastefully artsy, passionately exposed, voyeuristic, or just plain odd, pictures are always welcome...

size does matter though... so I'd appreciate keeping the emails under 2mb a day (oh, did you think I was referring to body part size?) or everything might bounce and we wouldn't want naked pictures bouncing aimlessly around the web, especially not if they are naked pictures of yourself... or would we?...

meanwhile, the googling world has not ignored me in recent weeks and just to prove it (or just to fill in the rest of this entry, if we're cynical and unloving about it all) and because it would be nice to imagine that all of us were living lives of liesure and had no work obligations and had all the time in the world to read run on sentences and click on random links that might lead us to pages of profound words or at least something amusing (yeah, imagine), here's the latest list of amazing and odd and really quite normal ways people have found this casa de candoor:

snape personality tests
What's a tsunami
"diaryland layouts"
do you have any naked pictures of christina aguilera?
photo of subaceous cyst
lastyearsgirl
huh?
Dirk Nowinski
dirk nowinski life story
dirk nowinski site
apothecary hymns
Pitt's pecs pics
diaryland offensive survey
diaryland controversial survey
diaryland survey miss
Lisa Loeb Nude
diaryland layout
pervertsrus sex stories
"war games" "would you like to play"
"how long to be off birth control"
testitis
Pondering, pondering, which horn to use, left, right or maybe, just maybe, both!
googlisms
+diaryland +orgasm +"in the shower"
Moonboat lyrics
whats life
ruben casserole
Am I A Whore quiz
neverknows
"anna paquin is sexy"
does jaywalking always mean that's the pedestrians fault of the crash
busynothing
love words
the life of Robert Dinero
seinfeld tastykakes
black and white sex
"misquote repellant
janeane garofalo is sexy
virgin prunes in my ears

and if only to demonstrate that I ramble on so dang much that I already have tomorrow's entry mostly written and therefor do not need to separate my own web wanderings into a separate entry just to have one entry per day or something like that, here's the list of diaries and other places on the web that I've visited for a moment or days in the past week or few:

yeah, so even after all this time and all these words, I still love you... even the yous who wandered off and have never been heard from again... even the yous who judge me negatively or condemn me for this or that or the other thing... even the yous who laugh at me unkindly... even the yous who never knew... even the yous who listen to obscure music and browse the web instead of sleeping...

you don't have to be alone...

. o O ( NOTES ARE THE NEW HAPPY PILL ) O o .
(just let me know you were here)