just in case there are still a few yeses in response to the query in the previous entry title (well, actually, it would have been the previous title, but Bill Gate's WinWord gremlins decided to stab me in the heart once again (what does he get out of putting out a product that is so unreliable that we expect it to crash regularly?... much bad karma, the poor old geek, I wish he'd see that and get the bugs out once and for all), so there was some relatively useless ventilating and then there's this... more relatively useless ventilating)...

start again...

suddenly, this summer, I disappeared from this place that has been so much a home on the web for so many years... and suddenly, this summer, I started expanding my daily babblings while skipping days and not obsessing over whether there was an entry uploaded for your enjoyment for every single day or your life... and suddenly, this summer, I am back for however many of you still remain after my six week absence... yes, six weeks... for some species, that's a whole gestation cycle... for some, that's many lifetimes... for you and I, it is a blink of the cyber eye for suddenly, this summer, dozens of entries appear right here...

as foretold many times right here...

so here we are and right here and now the uploading begins (overlooking that last pre-cambrian entry that was little more than a fart in the ocean)... and I must admit that one thought that has sorta haunted me as my time away from here grew longer and longer (in linear time) was what good is uploading dozens of entries in one fell swoop when the odds are nobody will actually read them all because even friends who care to know where I've been and even fans who enjoy my peculiar form of babbling will not likely have the time to read fifty thousand words (or more... and what if I started up with daily entries here again... and what about all the other places I am writing even more currently than this one... of course I am insane, love me or whatever) ...

anyway, as in here we are, here we go... the top ten reasons why you should find time to read every single entry I've ever written, but most especially the various dozens that follow this one all uploaded in the next few minutes, or hours, wherever comes first:

10. you want to be the first to do it (and revere irreverence)
9. fifty thousand monkeys can't be wrong (but one can be President)
8. you wonder about a guy who watches teenage girls sleep every night (and all the great innuendo)
7. you ran out of gas and are waiting for a tow (and Jesus loves you)
6. for the cool new music secrets (and hidden porn)
5. golden rings (and parenthetic asides)
4. you are tired of religion, politics, and the news (and want a different sort of nonsense)
3. you understand God's plan (and sarcasm)
2. you actually care (and believe in love)

and the #1 reason you should find time to read every single entry I've ever written, but most especially the dozens that follow this one all uploaded in the next few minutes, or hours, wherever comes first:

1. Santa is watching!

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(just let me know you were here)