this is an entry supplement (no nutritional value, though could be tasty if you printed it out on flavored rice paper or something) for the next entry for those of you who enjoy random slices of what passes for real life in black and white amidst the irreverent babble here behind the candoor... what it consists of is a shopping list, or at least mainly a shopping list... I suppose I might add a touch of commentary, being me...

I don't actually go shopping for food with any plan other than maybe wanting on item or two and then I browse much like I browse online... especially when I'm in zombie-mode as I was this particular morning because I had not eaten (not even water) in twelve hours or more and worked all night and did the annual physical at the doctor before going shopping...

the foods are not listed in the order I put them in the shopping cart because I tend to put the items on the cashier's conveyor belt in a certain order, starting with the frozen and wet stuff in some futile attempt to encourage the bagger to keep the frozen and wet stuff separate from the dry goods...

and then I sort of seemed to subconsciously arrange them in order of decadence, least to most, cuz apparently the sugar and fat content of foods are on my mind as I transcribed this list from the shopping list to here... I may have taken a breath signified by the skipped lines, or something... that's a good sign, I think...

actually, this whole entry is kind of ironic, considering the date stamped at the top... and I don't mean hell week, for those of you who know what that is (think intramural sports)... so how are you really G? (not that I ever expect truth)... badumpdum (and symbolic cymbals crash)... no wonder why last night at work I was so sluggish and spaced out, and there I thought it was the fasting and drugs and wild sex fantasies with budding rock stars... or your sisters...

actually, there was an orgy planned at work this week...

of course I am serious... sometimes... you just have to figure out when and where and why and all that on your own... or you could ask, but then, that would be cheating... on the other hand, cheaters may actually prosper in my warped universe, if you follow my irreverent come-ons and subliminal references and slight-of hand seductions... it's been a while, aye?... may never be again, actually, but then, everything is what it is at the moment and that's the best we're gonna get so we might as well enjoy it all as much as possible (live for the moment, now... what?... you think I forgot about Spill Canvas just because Meg and Dia play non stop now?... it's live for the moment, now, but keep with you all the moments that matter {and leave the rest behind} and make this moment better than them all by combining them all... or something like that)...

but we were discussing dietary habits and shopping...

we were?

oh hush... here's today's random food shopping list:

Sliced Portabella Mushrooms
Sliced Mushrooms
Baby Cut Carrots
Dannon Light Vanilla Yogurt
Publix No Sugar Added Vanilla Yogurt
Publix LE Yogurt
Publix Light Cherry Yogurt
Publix Light Vanilla Yogurt
Publix Creamy Blend 6 Pack Yogurt
Friendship Low-Fat Cottage Cheese

Wonder Light White Bread
Nabisco Reduced Fat Wheat Thins
Nabisco Reduced Fat Ritz Crackers
Mountain Dew Code Red

Ore-Ida Extra Crispy Seasoned Fries
Ore Ida Tater Tots
White Castle Cheeseburgers
Chicken Parmesan
Garlic Bread 4 Cheese Pizza
Sliced Pepperoni
Shredded Cheese - Sun-Dried Tomato Basil Bistro Blend
Shredded Cheese - Asiago-Garlic Bistro Blend
Shredded Cheese - Fancy Parmesan/Romano
Shredded Cheese - Mozzarella/Provolone
Ground Round
Turkey Bacon
Country Crock Light
Chocolate Milk

Elf Creamed Herring
Vita Creamed Herring

Hagen-Das Macadamian Brittle Ice Cream
Dove Chocolate Decadence Ice Cream

and of course

2 Dozen Krispy Kreme donuts
(1 fresh warm glazed, 1 assorted kremes)

I've never tried the turkey bacon, it was on sale... and yes, the Vegan in me cringes and will be haunted by gobbling noises, clucking sounds, and the odd moo (though it's debatable whether any animals are actually killed to make White Castle burgers {and what can I say, I would probably find the irony of being on a conveyor belt awaiting clubbing or the head-chopping-off bit in a slaughter house on some alien world in a future life because karma is a bitch, but ironic and irony amuses me}... I know, vulgar and disgusting, but you just have to be in my head and physical life to understand the harmlessness intended and actualized offline)...

and now I am hungry again...

if you are not laughing, you probably are not a regular to these babbles... in that case, you certainly chose an odd time to pop in, especially since this entry was not up for more than a few moments before the next entry usurped it's front time... but that means you clicked back to this entry which is a good sign, unless you clicked solely because you are simply extremely bored, in which case keep clicking and maybe you'll find something more interesting and become a fan, or at least you'll stroke the superficial side of my ego by adding to the stats and numbers...

and remember, listen to Meg and Dia often and buy their stuff cuz they are gonna be huge and you'll be happy you got in on the ground floor... and tell them I sent you so they might notice me and appreciate my adoration and maybe contact me and get to know me and fall in love and live happily ever after...

ok, so at least listen and buy their stuff...

but it couldn't hurt to tell them about me, right?...

maybe they like turkey bacon... or something...

ok, go love yourself and those around you now, I'm out J

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