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2005-02-28 - 10:22 p.m. does sweet music go with pure porn pandering? ok, I admit it, I comment SPAMed a diary... for shame?... or for laughs?... hopefully the laughs (the jury {who is attempting to get more web traffic to his diary by inserting hot lesbian action [and other porn porno pornographic catch words like live naked nude hot sexy horny young teen girls fucking and sucking and cumming did you miss the warning about how anything goes once we're past the second level of parentheses within parentheses?... oh, well, I'll try to remember to include the fine print next time/ and the latest in sex toys and dolls ~I could never figure out if those are for the man who has everything... or nothing~ and rubbers, of course and orgasmic with orgasms and passion] which is something I would never resort to around here... I mean, we have teenagers roaming around casa de candoor, after all... not hot sexy naked xxx teens, mind you, though Precious is adorable, but so is the shotgun you have to meet before you get to meet her... anyway, think cheese and everything will work out fine} is not in yet... wait, with wonderfully considerate timing, we have approval... yes Houston, say again, we have approval... that is good... so is cheese)...
(we're not just farting around here) but I digress... don't sue, even if you are a lawyer... maybe I was thinking about this case, which was posted by someone who deserves a lot more attention than I give, so help me out and give for me during these odd inconsiderate days of my life... maybe it's middle age crisis or something... anybody got a nice Ferarri or nineteen year old nymphomaniac to spare?... who jests?... digress, I digress, I never jest... well, maybe sometimes... is there a way out of this parentheses?... always, just do this)... on a more serious note (what wasn't serious?... where's the proof?... I'll take the fifth... and the magnum too), a stranger dug deep into my psyche and wrote this... surely it'll be a song any day now... to be my friend send me a stranger on whom to depend send me a stranger to have and to hold a stranger to love me when we are both old did I mention that I fell asleep this morning talking to my angel (or an angel, at least... oh, yeah, we go way back... way) which might, coupled with the purity of this entry (or that) might effectively demonstrate just how extreme the dichotomies of my personality can get if you follow all the links... but then, who has time for that... not even me... send me a stranger, la la) with the head phones playing this song on repeat?... who knows what it did to my brain, but at least I didn't hear the jackhammers so I slept like a baby... only I didn't wake up crying for a feeding in the middle of the night... I slept better than a baby... which reminds me, everybody should buy everything I touch turns into more touches because just for buying the CD you get a gift for a friend and giving is good, even if it is not cheese... ice cream is very related and sometimes better (shhhh, it's not blasphemy if we don't get caught) by Ice Cream Creatures because it's really spacey man {beautiful electronica... that's electronica, not erotica... though porn, super porn can be found if you know where to look}, and besides, Floppy Mcearstix, one of the founders of the ICC, is one of us, {and a wonderful one of us she is} though currently wandering the world and last reported lost in the depths of deepest Iceland, or some far off place {it's not far off if you are there, aye?} and she should be coaxed back by everybody right now... send emails full of love... and packages of cheese)... I wonder how many people I will link in this entry and therein risk offending them since the first paragraph is a little on the sex craved porn industry side... but then, it has a shotgun and a rubber so it's safe... if you just happened to pop your cork into this entry because you followed a link from some search engine (you'll probably be listed with the other searchers eventually), well, hopefully you are not too disappointed... at least one of the links in this entry lead to pictures of naked people, naked girls, hot lesbian action, no less... if you are looking for pounding erections and penis action, well, stay tuned, you never know what might be coming or cumming up in future or past entries... did that get you to browse?)... if you think I write too much I think you don't love words enough... and why haven't I found schumtzie before? (the name is so familiar and I can even forgive her for not being an alien... hey, nobody's perfect... at least not on Earth), but then, maybe I am confusing it with smutz, given the sex craved nature underlying this entry... who's lying under whom, anyway?... oh no, not again)... oh seriously, in spite of her apparent human status (and name), she is a girl well worth reading... if you don't believe me, well, I'm unbelievable... there's a song about me, isn't there?... knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orange you glad I've got to go to work now?
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