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2005-08-04 - 1:52 p.m. pictures here it is, finally, the pictures you've all been waiting for... no, not the autographed personalized gift-of-my-soul photograph made just for you, dear one-and-only one who matters among the millions of hysterical fans (oh ego, behave... thank you Mike Myers, who should appear below, probably, but then, you be the judge), but you know you are the only one, the special one, the one I do it all for...
no, this is not some elaborate ruse to avoid showing my mug shot to you, dear patient readers... I am in there, amongst the folk that this wonderful toy insisted I somehow resembled, or perhaps should... I played with that thing for hours, but not purely for my own ego gratification... I'll have you know that I played with your pictures too... yes, that's right, at least a few of you who were bold enough to put a face to your words have been done by analogia, where you can find out who your relatives would have been if you were born in Hollywood as you were supposed to be... dang us all for not following the script and being left with only the lottery, drugs, or hard drink to satisfy our dreams of being independently wealthy and living the life of leisure... it's really pretty simple if you just get around to explaining it and don't get distracted by pages of babble and the nervousness of having naked pictures of yourself all over the internet... see, you just go to analogia and pray, I mean ask for forgiveness, no you actually upload any photo you'd like... their idea is you upload a full face frontal passport photo of your frontal full face and then you put red dots on the photo's eyeballs and submit the image of yourself to the vast computer underground who collectively, through artificial intelligence and secret wizard spells, are presented with three people in the public eye that you resemble... that is, the computer progran reads pixels and colors and expressions and presents as good a substitute as can be obtained without a lot of work... after uploading the photo, you set your eyes (in the photo, so maybe they're someone else's eyes) with little red dots and (am I getting repetitive?... well, nodding off does that)... and now here we are with our piece of smoked trout, naked to the eye can see for whatever it is going on, as if the subject might not be the last to know as I was done before Sunday night... huh?... the irony is that if you set the red eyes a micron differently, you'll get completely different results... in fact, the photos above are the result of submitting the same photo (since it's the only one of me I've got) repeatedly and moving those little red dots around a bit... after ten or so times, some of the above photos turned up four or five times (yes fifty percent, at least)... others turned up two or three times and then you have the one hit wonders to make up for the variety, which is the spice of life... and I am well spiced, no doubt... it is time for a nap... so cutting to the chase, or something like that, if you can not pick out my mug from the above collage, just follow the link (as I follow the herd) to the journal entry introducing the candid photograph to the smile smile wink wink nodding knowingly general public... can the latest one hundred things be far behind?... if all goes well with the body and mind and computer, I'll continue tomorrow... or start... maybe I'll do the blogathon anyway, without actually signing up... in a few hours... I probably should have gotten some sleep in the past two or three days... it's not every day we see visual evidence of someone being goosed by Minnie Mouse, after all... support our local blogathoner and remember, read the entries you missed or you'll never know what happened before that lead up to this, whatever this may be... I see naptime now... I send you now to support Jay, soon... call 407-325-1482 if you do not see me shortly after 9am on 8/6/05 because it'll mean I am sleeping through the start of the blogathon because I was too excited about it starting and stayed up for two or three days anticipating the fun of staying awake and writing notes and comments and entries for twenty four hours straight... yes, I never promised you a rose garden, or normalcy, or even good sense according to the AMA... just call, please, cuz I don't want to miss a thing...
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