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2006-11-06 - 4:32 a.m.

just a little madness with the z0tls (part 1)


once again, I invite my good fiends (and friends) from the z0tl continuum (even though many have fallen silent of late) into the fray (frey?) and I shall provide useless commentary and intermingled asides to this free-for-all with the musical accompaniment provided by Say Anything, Cartel, Live, Billy Joel, Motion City Soundtrack, Death Cab For Cutie, Brand New, Circa Survive, The Spill Canvas, Rilo Kiley, Meg and Dia, and a few choice words from Eddy Izzard and Dane Cook... Robin Williams is waiting in the wings...

but first watch this...

there, now that we've set the tone (or is that counterpoint?), let us proceed with this entry that will soon be lost in the obscurity of a dozen entries uploaded right on top of it, but still it shall remain proudly in the archives where history meets posterity and occasionally gets it on...

after all, he provides such a realistic transience that I must maintain the illusion of permanence somewhere (of course the secret is to infiltrate the interweb in so many different locations that it would take a black hole to swallow up all of cyberspace for signs of life to disappear completely and then, from the black itself, a seed would poke it's head out (and not to say t-t-that's all folks either), but we are digressing as usual and all ch0rtles aside, it is time for z0tl... ready?...

before we get on with it, or get it on, for that matter, I will have you know that I checked up on doonae.com as well as doonae.net and doonae.org and went as far as investigating d0onae at .com .net and .org respectively and it may be that there is another variation or a .us .info .edu .cc or some such site, but except for the occasionally annoying advertising pop up, nothing came of it... I did, in a massive web search endeavor, find doonae was some sort of advanced user and video maker from way back... and d0onae brought up only a misspelling of donate at some car donation site in Spokane, Washington... I mean, in case you wondered...

what was that?...

Notify Blogger about objectionable content.
What does this mean? Send As SMS
BlogThis!8o.o8
Multiply Disordered Personalities

well, I obviously we jumped right into z0tl's contribution without continued or timely fanfare and just as obvious, to me at least, is the fact that I apparently cut and pasted the entire page, for what it's worth, and it apparently comes from blogger, though there's rarely any proof beyond memory and so you'll just have to take my word for it as I make this up as I go along based on what I recall combined with what I imagine combined with any facts that might happen to slip in... you see why historians will love me, don't you?... moving right along now...

10.30.2006

YOU ARE SOME GODDAM 8 YEAR OLD MORON

i'll give you that!

# posted by z0tl @ 5:41 PM 1 comments

pwn3d??
w0w
wh4t 4 m355. us3r n4m3 i5 n0w z0tl_

i h4v3 n0 id34 0f th3 pwdpwd

# posted by z0tl @ 5:14 PM 0 comments

You wanted a Woody, you got one

You said I gave you a woody with my last post. Now here's a real Woody for ya, and only slightly less limp!

# posted by z0tl @ 3:56 PM 0 comments

and just when I was so sure I had cut and pasted the entire page, we find that I apparently I missed the entry itself in my mad dash to cut and paste and save everything z0tl for ( voopla, for that matter... don't press the red button, ok?... or at least don't press the red button until after you saved any open files you might have on your computer cuz if you find that black whole that swallows cyberspace, you could lose any open files you have not saved, ok?) posterity too...

it's a pity I did not save the comment as we seem to have intercepted an important communiqu about Woody Woodpecker's password (and inquiring minds want to know how many pecks would a woody work if a woody would work wood, cuz Chuck is busy at the moment... and more importantly, which came first, the woody or the pecker?...

perhaps we should allow z0tl to continue:

WARNING: PRONOGRAPHY

And now a poem about masters:

I've shot my dad so often
It could fill a bathtub
All the tissues that I've bled in
are crusted with red gore
So much goo has been propelled
out my crooked barrel of love
Billions of people live in this hell
I've gotten off enough for us all

(snapping of fingers)

# posted by z0tl @ 2:28 PM 2 comments

alas, two comments and we may never see what they were, but surely the President must have chimed in after that bit... or one of the Presidents, at least... perhaps both came along and debated the morality of propelling goo... and then again, it could have been Masters talking to Johnson... there's obviously some baiting going on as well... and once again those inquiring minds are wondering which came first, the master or the Johnson... or the pecker, for that matter?...

I AM FUKKIN IMPRESSED
you are much smart3r than i thought!

# posted by z0tl @ 2:09 PM 1 comments

it may be that peace broke out amongst the z0tls as here is one z0tl obviously complimenting another... intervening musical accompaniment has been joined by Blue October, Christina Aguilera, The Virgin Prunes, The Cure, and the Original Broadway Cast of Sondheim on Sondheim in which the Sondheims get it on with themselves in tribute to the z0tls reconciliation... I wish they had oer d'ourves cuz I am getting really hungry... we can blame Smed and be done with it...

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