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2008-12-10 - 11:25 p.m.

holiday message



what i mean is... whoever be so bold as to believe they understand must either be in my head or in my bed or just lucky i guess, cuz this particular story starts out goes something like this... i have watched you take shape from a jumble of parts and i see in your form the potential for art and i would like to sculpt you with my own two hands without concern over who or what understands... but the sensual pleasures that human beings fear create walls of repression and graves of despair and the people lay down like lambs lead to the slaughter cuz no man will admit ever feeling the hots for his daughter or some budding young sexual flower still so firm and fit and pure innocently exploring her sexuality (unless drunk or drugged to the point where inhibitions dissolve and true feelings are told)...

and then we feign shock: omigosh, a serious statement, controversial, no doubt (instructions: stare blankly into space while cleaning navel, appear genuinely surprised by the lint, play with it a few moments, smile and stare at the camera, reader, audience {cuz theyre such a lovely, after all}, walk away passively, {optional ending: continue}, thank you for following these instructions) must be past bedtime or something i ate ordering the food thai hot may have been a mistake, aye?... thigh hot?... (hot thighs?... ring slim jim, 407-555-sexyway for your remedy, offer not available in conservative states), but well get to thighs later, right now were on to the great secret of humanity, the fear of sex yes, the pretense that sexual desire must be kept under wraps, under covers, secret

idiots

of course i mean no offense naturally that was written more or less tongue-in-cheek more or less obviously cuz i mean no harm or insult truthfully just stating the facts, maam seriously (what?... where did all the commas go?) the hypocrisy (of the human love-hate {read: fear} relationship with sex) is the basis of every marketing campaign from religion to soap, from politics to candlesticks... fear of sex is the basis for all the big religions (and many of the small ones, even cults, ultimately, religions are distractions from real life and something to do to avoid playing with your genitalia, you know) and most of the laws of most nations popular culture is similar, i mean, every-day cartoons tease children and adults alike with young nubile bodies dressed in skimpy cartoon costumes, kids and teens showing panties and bulges all so innocently, as if nobody is noticing, are all the rage and from the dawn of time, in spite of public outcry, the same public clamour for tits and ass in spoken and written stories and more recently, in television and movies... i wonder how different it would have been if men werent in charge

anyway, as i might have repeated before it happened, it moves from the ridiculous to the sublime, this idiocy of human fear dominates the landscape of human behavior when it comes to the human body people seem to demonstrate one of the most suicidal aspects of humanity (and the most obvious hypocrisy to me, but then, that could just be my perspective, after all), even more so than the golden rule bullshit or the rest of the holier than thou platitudes humanity uses to put others down (and kill things, especially each other), but overlook when it comes to living up to them themselves...

yes, the whole concept of sex freaks people out... no wait, i am still serious (why are you laughing?) jails are full of confused people who chose not to control their own hands and actions cuz they never grew out of or learned to control childhood or adolescent sexual urges and fantasies... psychiatric hospitals are filled with children who are condemned for life, labeled and drugged for exploring their natural curiosity... people kill each other (and themselves) daily over sex... it is really quite sad, pathetic, cruel, and a waste...

so don't do it...

that's right, you heard me, don't do it... just say no to abstinence don't be afraid of your body... touch yourself... seriously, start touching yourself now play with your genitals... rub your fingers all over your skin, all over your body... find the spots that tickle, that annoy find those places on your body that feel so good you are afraid and suddenly pull your hand away, then go back there slowly and say, loud as you please, fuck you fear, it's my body and i'm gonna make it feel good...

thats right say it do it feel it caress it stroke it rub it enjoy it

and then do it with your friends...

this is my holiday message, my gift to you... encouragement to play with yourself, to turn yourself on, to share your good tidings... permission to orgasm granted...

give yourself a holiday a massage...


go ahead, well wait



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