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2008-12-11 - 4:14 a.m.

holiday massage, part two



that was my holiday message (the previous entry, i mean, and this is too, though i was not referring specifically to the message in the bottle above... we'll get to that in a minute), my gift to you... and as you may recall, one of the images in this two part entry is my current holiday photo and i am getting to that, but first comes your gift, all this encouragement to play with yourself, to turn yourself on, to share your good tidings... comfort and joy, joyousness, even emphatically stated: permission to orgasm granted!

give yourself a holiday a massage...

and chocolate... feel free to rub chocolate on it and lick it off... whipped cream, ice cream, whatever feels and tastes best for you... use your imagination you do still have an imagination, dont you?... come on, you know its in there i see you smiling and dont be ashamed, maybe you still believe you need alcohol and drugs to loosen up and feel comfortable in your skin, well, then by all means, until you find you can relax and enjoy life without it, drink up, smoke up, tune in, turn on, and drop your drawers... show us your true colors... kick up your heels and wrap your legs around a friend...




or a tree ever wish you were a tree?...

ok, so i jest, sort of, but what do you expect?... i mean, just look at all these words, these entries, these messages in these internet bottles called posts or entries and speaking of messages in bottles, did you see the message in the bottle in the image that opened this entry?... really? what did you see?... if you saw two people, you may be too far gone to understand half of what ive ever said, alas, but you can still enjoy life even if you are misunderstanding and even if you are offended by the innuendos and asides i dare you to show the photo to a very young child most young children, if you havent exposed them to a whole lot of sexual images, will see dolphins thats right, dolphins at least nine dolphins possibly ten maybe even eleven if you are truly innocent maybe you can see them now look again and try, cuz its kind of like a purity test

laughter will not make you any more pure or innocent you know

but you still might be somewhere inside somewhere down deep somewhere in your most clever wishes of your pre-corrupted youth somewhere before you were jaded by human culture somewhere, like in your heart, where you want to be harmless and good and kind and precious and wonderful and most of all, harmless that part of you that still tears up when you hear xmas music (and i dont mean the religious indoctrinations, but the simple feeling of wanting to give and share smiles and hugs and wonder and trust and love (yes, and joyousness too)

and you might not believe it, but you still can feel it the wonder and excitement of uninhibited ecstacy, of the exhuberant feeling of pleasure of being alive the feeling that simply makes you want to leap up and spread your joy and share your happiness with the whole world go a head, reach down deep believe it is still there trust yourself to find it, to feel it nurture it let it out feel it well up inside until you can only release it through passionate embrace or at least bursting forth in a physical explosion a hug for the whole universe come on, go ahead, spread your arms, your legs, your heart and mind show us your love show us your heart show us your panties kick up your heels and jump for joy




well, you think the holiday message was over, did you?... the gift your gift the wonder your wonder it is all yours to open and play with reach out and touch it you can, you know you can and you can because you are free to enjoy yourself in the comfort of your body and if you have one, or a few, with your friends your passion for life is irrepressible when you see it right before your eyes, when you truly feel it deep inside, so let yourself feel it, reach out and touch it, you know you want to

and if you are still reading, then there is still hope for you to see the dolphins and ladies, if you call yourself ladies, especially very heterosexual gals please know that i have not forgotten you straight females out there one of these days i may wrap up a holiday package of words and most masculine images for you, but this is the holiday package and, after all, these end-of-year holidays are supposed to be bright and gay, after all oh giggles, and all puns aside, i mean they have a feminine touch to them at their heart dontcha understand?... i hope so

and hopefully you can enjoy this one until that muscular one, aka the long hard one, comes together cuz you can, if you want to, for the amusement alone, if not the erotic pleasures of your body but do express the intimate pleasures of your body all you please for whomever you please, yourself especially thats the point, after all you did get the point, right?...

and on the other hand (yours or whomevers feels right tonight), you might be (hopefully are) comfortable and encouraged to be free to be you enough to already be playing with yourself happily right now (got a web cam?) and need no disclaimer or apology and if that is the case, yay and jump for joy all over again (panties optional) and embrace yourself and your best friend and your lover and anyone you want to embrace because, agter all, a hug is a terrible thing to waste and truly is, a hug that is, one of the most wonderful experiences you can have in this life

hopefully youve all experienced a hug, and not a one-armed wrap-around puckish hug i mean a full out two armed wrap yourself around someone squish-with-all-youve-got kind of hug sadly, few humans remember how to do that after puberty some hormone must destroy the best of the memory cells or something but it is not impossible to remember how and certainly not impossible to actually do it, so do it reach out and hug someone right now


remember when i asked you if you ever wanna be a tree?... well, you may have already answered, but i didnt and the fact is, the first tree hugger does nothing for my tree-wanna-be-ness but ask me again now and i will unequivocally respond without a doubt and in all certainty i do, and i do every time i see this photo above if you happen to see this girl, please send her to me at once but we digress (regress?), no less, and the tree is so innocent, how could you possible find the photo a turn on perverts, every one of you and you should be dang proud of yourself too

so this brings us to my holiday desktop photo... and no, it was not the jump for joy above, i am so shocked you would think so i am considering asking the artist for permission to use the photo for my holiday cards, but it's probably too late this year, so maybe next year... if i ever send holiday cards, that is...

ah, but don't let the irreverence deceive you, i first discovered the artist when she was a little nip of a lass that could be bounced on your knee (figuratively bouncing, of course) her prose and poetry drew me into her magical mind and then, i saw her eyes and fell in love you can read all about it somewhere in the archives behind the candoor or even as far back as planet candora but leave us not let puerile fantasies distract us from sexual liberation

this is, after all, a sincere attempt to enlighten you poor human folk who are so afraid of your bodies that you find ways to distract yourself, like condemning others not afraid of their bodies and killing in the name of your gods... right from the start the lies are based on fear of nudity, fear of your body... get over it, please, before you kill us all...

and you do have permission, by the way (see above) and not just mine... youll be happy and relieved to know that i personally spoke to jesus and allah and buddha and mo on your behalf, they all agreed that you should stop all this fear of sex crap and get on with the pleasure of life...

so now that you can comfortably play with yourself without fear or recrimination (these people died for your right to love and forgive and play with yourself, remember), we come to the part of this entry where we finally get to my holiday desktop photo many photos vied for the position and someday perhaps i will present all the runners up, but for the moment without further ado as you see just below these words, we now present the 2008-2009 holiday desktop photo




note the carefully placed holiday lighting to appear casually in places, to highlight, yet not expose too much of the holiday spirit... note the unplanned, mostly unpacked ambiance of the scene... and the mystery, is she sitting, squatting, on a bed, a stool, a chair the dark hides the secrets, the light invites your imagination to wonder doesn't the image get you in the holiday mood?... feel like peeking behind the curtain?... maybe youre ready to start your own unwrapping now

thank you oodles to the artist (and her gift of visual play, literary expression, and sense of humor) someday i will sit her on my lap and tell her stories of ulysses or clinton, or something like that

good night, my little flower children, go forth and spread your seed






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