ok, the googlers have the floor again... yes, it's another entry of odd and not so od ways that strangers have found their way behind the candoor (and those of you who've stuck around, thanks for your support)... naturally this is the internet and unless you live under some sort of internet rock or just got your first computer yesterday, you know that porn was and is one of the biggest reasons people flocked to the internet in droves in the early years and as demonstrated by the most popular searches at any search engine, that base of internet users remains, so many of the searchers got here looking for porn, super porn, xxx porn, and who knows, even magical porn (oh sheesh, my perverse mind just flashed to the idea of hot Harry Potter sex stories... all together now, eeeuuuwwww)...

well we are perusing the googlers, after all...

ooo, perusing sounds so dirty in this context... persusing the googlers... doesn't it make you want to be a googler?... well, don't look now, but if you continue, the googlers may just be perusing you...

it's all so wicked, isn't it?...

speaking of Wicked, I never did tell you about how great that show is... if the touring company comes to your town, go see it... I know shows have gotten outrageously expensive (well, if you're poor like me and think $9 movies are expensive, then shows are crazy overpriced... that's why I don't go to watch sports live anymore... it's ridiculous that we pay people millions of dollars a year to play a game when children are hungry, maybe even starving, just a few blocks away from most stadiums... and consider most teachers, people who are asked to care and feed our children's minds, make less in a year than most pro atheletes make to play one three hour game... or cooks, people who prepare the food we put into our bodies regularly, are paid even less... but this paragraph leads to a whole other rant and probably isn't very popular with the googling crowd that flocks to these googling entries...

if you like The Wizard of Oz, then go see Wicked if you can afford it...

some of you might still be stuck on the hot Harry Potter sex idea and going like, holy offended, Batman, what did he say? and if you did, you probably never wondered what Batman wears under his tights, or even looked, so skip to the next entry if you're that anti-sexual in your humor... heck, you may even want to do something about it (the porn, I mean)... well, some of you may remember this, but if you really really want to do something big about the billion dollar a year internet porn industry, you can turn the internet off...

yes, that's right, you can turn the internet off...

now remember, if you do not want to turn the internet off, then DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!!... pretty simple really... you push the button, you turn off the internet... no joke, you now have the power... use it wisely...

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