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mediate
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odd todd
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meetup
the white house
ragged trousered philosopher
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the defective yeti
landover baptist
evil bible


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real doll (p)
(the ultimate self-indulgence)

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2005-03-04 - 12:05 p.m.

googling


it's time to learn something about our browsing habits again (right here, since I have yet to find time to actually use my own browsing diary and you have yet to find time to use your browsings diary)... yes, it is time to see just how you got here... now you treasured loyal beautiful precious dear readers who stop by now and then or more often should know I do not mean you, unless, of course, you arrived here for your first visit via some search you did and found something to inspire you to return, which would be wonderful... most of the people who found this place on the web via the links below were searching for something else and hoped to find the information they sought by clicking here... what a vast disappointment they must have undergone, aye?...

anyway, we call them googlers, mostly because google is the god of all search engines (and dot com companies, from what I hear) these days (though I still use my favorite search engine which you can find in this entry or just use this handy box:

ixquick Metasearch

cuz it's still the best friend I've got when I am searching for something on the net)... am I digressing again?...

well, the following links are provided by the Dland stats function, which is a paid-only feature, and in some odd way lets me feel connected to the wonderful people who stumbled in here quite by accident one day in the recent past by searching for this:

everclear wallpaper for cell phones
candoor
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ssrdatta.blogspot.com
ellen murth
College Roommates Farting Pictures
Gary Morris Leave Me Lonely
gatlinberg newlyweds
change the code for diaryland diaryrings
love words
members.diaryland.com
Cingular Rebate Department
almosttoday.com
missionary work leave your life behind
diaryland
layouts
Linsey Lohan nude
the life of dirk nowinski
"the secrets of reality tv"
foxfire
Augustdreams
Papotheclown
J lo's butt
diaryland
layout
linsey lohan stats
"writer's callous"
"da vinci code" "eyes wide shut"
pipersplace.diaryland.com
Dirk Nowinski
What's a person's life worth anyway
analvirgins
The impossible dream isn't
no doubt diaryland layouts
free diaryland layouts
what's a tsunami
ringing ears
mcearstix
dirk nowinski doll
what does anabliss mean
lifecycle 9100 not working
"ran out of gas again"
I've got to be be I've got to be me got to be me lyrics
why do we sometimes unexplainably feel down
diaryland AND barefoot AND shoes
love yourself with a hair weave
dirk nowinski
diptionary
friends in another life
candoor
what's love got to do with it sermons
"how to clean" + "couch cushions
ringingears
"I would choose to be me"

I find some of the googling odd in that Dirk Nowinski seems to be one of the most popular googles... I mean, why not Shaq?... or Yao Ming?... or Lebron James... or any of the other basketball or football or baseball players I've mentioned (as I include the rosters of my fantasy sports teams now and then)... what, nobody wants to know about the life of Iggy?...

or, for that matter, any of the other celebrities I mention... not Britney's butt or Christina's crotch or Madonna's sex or typically the biggest names of the famous... really, I am sure many people out there have fantasied about being between Britney's butt and Christina's crotch... think about it... but Linsey Lohan nude (maybe it's the typos?) is a frequent google here...

it could be that the most popular names get too many sites to choose from... yeah, that makes sense... but then J Lo's butt is round... I mean found on this list... my mentions of less than top of the heap famousness is the answer to the puzzle, it must be... either that or there are some oddballs and perverts out there... wait, is Lohan legal?...

could people be searching for child porn and finding this diary?... will my very mention of the possibility bring pedophiles here?... will that word?... omigosh, it's a viscious cycle... every thought leads to another word that leads to another thought that leads to another word that leads to another potentially perverted google... is it time to hit the panic button?... time to delete the words?... delete all of it?... scream?...



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