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SITES I SEE A LOT
IxQuick Search
Google Search
itools references
movie database

Giga-Quotes

Harry Chapin Lyrics
SSA




OLD AND NEW READS
(WISH I HAD MORE TIME
TO READ and EXPLORE)

mother jones
utne reader
common dreams
the progressive
mediate
the other side
orion
harper's
rolling stone
reel classics


fallout shelter
the memory hole
song meanings
truth out
wil wheaton
bugmenot
global news matrix
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are you generic?
neil gaiman
h2g2
daily kos
the truth laid bear
reason
capitol hill blue
boing boing
nobody here




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3Hive
metafilter
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all musicals




AMUSEMENTS

Diaryland Times
home star runner
hell
hell too
sinfest
ill will press
the guide
purple
despair
maximum awesome
86 the onions
straight dope
something awful
glossy news
eric conveys emotion
odd todd
cracked



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this is true
urban legends
news of the weird
church of the fsm
the onion
god checker
faqs
fark
iGod
post secret
webby awards
meetup
the white house
ragged trousered philosopher
the smoking gun
the defective yeti
landover baptist
evil bible


COMMERCIAL CRAP (AND PRON)

(Note: pron is porn worth a look for amusement much more than passion, so if you see a (p) next to a link, be aware naked people may appear if you click it, m'ok?)

beautiful agony (p)
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real doll (p)
(the ultimate self-indulgence)

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2005-12-10 - 3:55 p.m.

those dang googling tricksters


masturbate or masturbation or masturbatory sites must have heard about me because the competition is SPAMing me and one-handed browsers are cumming from everywhere to find the #1 site to masturabate to on the net...

news at eleven (or later on)...

in spite of discovering that I was #1 at Google for sites that I can masturbate to, this date was on a lost weekend, that is, a weekend so busy that I don't remember what I was doing at any given moment (and add to that a nice little cold-flu bug family had started to built it's dream house in my head at the time), so I am going to ad-lib something just for you people who are OCD and must see an entry for every date no matter how out of order they might be in RealTime as long as they make some reference to time (as I am doing here) so you might ascertain, with slide rule brain cells, the exact moment the words were written as well as the exact moment the entry was uploaded as well as the price of fleas in southwestern Bhahahabellagoozoidoyoyoyoyastan (say that five times fast while hopping on one foot while piroetting while rubbing your belly counterclockwise while patting your head at the pace of one pat per three seconds while blinking your left eye at the rate of one blink every seven seconds and while spellchecking these instructions and perhaps you'll understand after you get out of the hospital)...


children should be sent to play somewhere else now, at least according to this cultures rules and who am I to suggest anyone violate any rules... I'm not gump after all...

even if we are neck and neck in our fantasy football league... one of us will be in second place when this season is over, probably... the other will have to settle for third because it doesn't look like anyone is catching Rasputin who appears to have a lock on first, but Smed and Raspy's brother do have a chance to pass Gump or me in these last weeks of the football season...

but I digress (as if I had any point in this entry to begin with), so coming back to the point I was not actually making, I am not Gump...

not to suggest gump is not a valued member of our culture... in fact, I value gump immensely, he is immense, really, just ask his commenters, they've measured him... it's just that I am not him and do not want him to be accused of writing anything remotely pandering like the entries I feel pressured to write due to my #1 status...

but all that's in the past now for I must confess that there was a slight glitch in the reporting of my being #1 for sites that i can masturbate to... see, what I did was what I usually do, slick on the Diaryland stats and copy the links that weere listed in the referrers that came from google or other search pages... and I didn't really scrutinize the spelling and, well... I am not actually #1 for sites that I can masturbate to... I am #1 for sites that I can masturabate to... note the subtle spelling error that made me number 1... and people scoff at typos...

anyway, I am relieved, actually, because it was a lot of pressure to try to maintain the crown (and if you check now, just a week later in RealTime, you'll find I slipped to #2, but I do try harder as an old commercial used to say about #2, and harder is most important in this case) and based on the low volume of comments (except for a few of you who might be as perverse as me) and emails and notes, I obviously offended some of you dear readers by even considering living up to top billing for sites that I can masturbate to or on or about (or mastrabate or masterbate or masturabate or mastripeate or whatever gets eaten out or in)...

yes, that's right, you'll have to go somewhere else for your porn fix now...

your pron fix too...

so those of you looking for slow pulsating entry into your hot dripping orafices will not find words like pulsating pussies or sucking cream-filled cocks or facials or ass pounding action or any other such illiterative phrases that might be misconstrued in some search engines as pandering for pornographic seeking readers...

no triple x, xxx, sexxx, or any such secret coding will be subliminally slipped into any eager young passages around here, no sir ree bob tom dick or harry, no dick in hair asses either, no not sultry slippery oiled bodies wrestling nude or even thong clad buns getting cheeky around here...

and no pics, that's right, no pictures of hot barely legal flesh, no photos of steamy bisexual girls licking sucking and kissing every part of each others naked sweat dripping bodies...

it's really a relief to have the burder of being #1 taken off my broad masculine shoulders for my powerful biceps and massive pecs we vibrating with the effort to maintain, trembling members can relax now, just as tense taut muscles and throbbing penises and engorged clits and nipples can relax after the blissful ecstasy of undulating orgasms rolling multiple times through bodies bursting with pulsating desire...

how embarrassing...

I mean that I am no longer #1...



but I will survive, shall, even, and hold my head up high and put it out there for anyone who cares to find out what's in it, stroke it, or even brush it's hair... I've even shaved it once, just to see how it felt and well, cuz someone asked me too so they could feel it's smootheness...

and towards that end, I present the latest searches that brought googlers and other searchers to this humble abode on the web... much repetition lately, but still an interesting mix of probes found their way into my private space...

here they are now:


googlisms
narcissistic madness
severus snape tests
"war games" "would you like to play a game"
"this moment is all that matters" lyrics
dirty threesom club
puzzlets dead end
find lyrics for The Last Time by Tianna
diaryland entries about love
pervertsrus stories site
myspace codes i saw mommy kissing santa clause
Mila Kunis Barefoot
hate will get you everytime
still haven t found what I ve been looking for
draco malfoy tests
blog of a psychologist
lyrics always love hate will get you every time
Zoroastrian Pagan
always love hate will get
you everytime
Candoor
pervertsrus
"being a closet nudist"
what's the meaning behind painting fruits
lyrics to "living the life i was born to live"
the story behind I saw mommy kissing santa claus
"songs on the Punisher soundtrack"
love words
"When will Jesus bring the pork chops"
dehumidifier
www.hell.com
"sound the trumpet" purcell "glories of this day"
floppy mcearstix
blogathon+candoor
narrow+fuck+candoor
z0tl
"i saw mommy kissing santa claus"
sites that i can masturabate to
rianna loving that you want lyric
this is how you remind me of who i really am
Kitty litter stinking up the house
see me feel me touch me heal me tommy the movie
www.diaryland.com a love song
the hole song of i saw mommy kissing santa claus
lyrics feliz navida
quote "and now we wait"
rianna loving that you want lyrics
Nero database disable
music lyrics "always love, hate will"
"been swimming at night"
cebuano love words
song feliz navida
"I'll stop the world and melt for you" code for myspace
snape seducing harry potter
how to masturbate
matrix falling words for myspace
picture child sexxx
lip jokes
"Santa Baby" Betty Boop
bugmenot adult friend finder
mila janovich



and a few that lead to candora, where I heardly ever check stats anymore:


monolog
"falling in love with someone falling in love"
pervertsrus sex stories
kissing and sucking
how many fingers does mickey mouse have
hallelluya
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for the record, I received an inquiry about how I decide who to add to my favorites lists (actually, the inquiring came from someone outside of Diaryland) and the person suggested that I add people based on their looks... since I have no idea what most of the people on my favorites lists in my various diaryies and journals look like, it's kind of an odd suggestion and demonstrates it comes from someone who doesn't know much about me or my web world...

to clarify...

I am not going to add someone just because they might have a sexy buttocks (or even a sweet ass like Phoebe Cates or the body double for Alicia Silverstone, or Milla Jovovich or Mila Kunis or Meg Ryan, for that matter)...

though I might, in some entry, link them, casually...

I hope that answers your question... in truth I am way behind in updating profiles everywhere and that's one reason I include long lists of links in my entries (you've seen the and this is where I wandered this week links, right?)... I am exploring myspace more and looking for friends to add there... if you are there, let me know... same for livejournal or anywhere else... I'm not sure how to add to blogspot...

the fact is I love to visit so many of you and have such limited time (and limited lists in the DLand favorites)... most of you who want my attention know how to get it )and I appreciate that)... ultimately, if you want to be added, you'll probably be added somehow...

lastly, for now, I am most interested in eyes and lips and faces (just look at the list, after all), but of course if you happen to have a sexy butt or any body part and want to send me a picture, I won't be offended...


now have fun out there J



PS... out of respect to my more knowledgeable readers, geniuses all, I am reminded that I left out hot horny sluts and cream filled pussy (thank you smash), two more phrases I will not longer feel pressured to use now that I am #2 in sites to masturbate to... such a relief...

and all those extra x xx xxx and xxxx's (thank you geeking-out)...


so much to learn, so little time...


PPS... just when I thought I was off the #1 hook, along comes MSN who shoots me straight to #1 for, are your ready for this?...

how to masturbate


they even spelled it right this time...

and you think you're unfukd...




enjoy the laughter J






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