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2005-12-08 - 5:35 p.m.

google must be right


being #1 a Google should be some sort of award, right?... at least there's some sort of unspoken prestige involved, right?...

kudos?...

vicarious thrills?...

something?...



well, if you scan through the archives or have had the dubious honor of hanging around here for a while, you oughta know that I haphazardly keep track of what search phrases bring people to this little madhouse online... haphazardly because Diaryland only keeps stats for 24 hours and I don't check stats every day... I check whenever the mood strikes me, maybe a couple of times a week when I have the time, sometimes only a couple of times a month... how people come to behind the candoor is sometimes odd and sometimes fascinating...

the link on the left takes you to some of my lists of searches that, hmmmm, come to think of it, I don't think I ever actually did put together an entry with all (or most) of the these sort of googling list entries... so never mind...

but there's news, exciting and rather wonderful news... ok, maybe another dubious honor, but one that should get me noticed by the unfukd, finally...

are you ready for this?...

wait a sec...



before you enter the wild and wooly world of linkage below, you might wish to know that there was an entry uploaded last night and as with many Saturday night entries, it received little traffic... great news if that means you're out and about on Saturday nights (of course you might go to bed early on Saturday nights so you can rise early and go to church on Sunday, which would explain the lack of internet action on Saturday nights and Sunday mornings just as well as the party and sleep-in theory)...

fact is, many a Saturday night entry slips into obivion hardly noticed and I decided it was time to speak up for all Saturday night entries... even late Saturday afternoon entries, for that matter... and someday, when I am all caught up and back in RealTIme (this week, I hope) and then, who knows, maybe nothing...

but leaving the languish of lonely Saturday night entries to return to the excitement of the news, yes, this news you've been hotly anticipating... being #1 at Google...

fanfare, drumroll, and much giggling cheers and...


I am #1 at Google for "sites that i can masturabate to"


yup, I'm #1...

scary, huh?...



anyway, here are the ways some googlers and other searchers have come to this place since last time I gave you the wonder and excitement of these lists... obviously there are many repeat offenders with some found several times a week even (I've not included all of those as I felt too much redundancy was not fun anymore, at least today)...




dehumidifiers
Zoroastrian Pagans
members.diaryland.com
anal sexxx
"oceanview diner" "indialantic" "florida"
love poemtry
amy diamond what's in it for me-soundtrack
"put on" 'dance to the blues'
augustdreams
old friends bookends analysis
taste buds kissing cigarette
pervertsrus stories
Sarah McLaghlin Adia lyrics
"chameleon life cycle
his first threesom
"it rains because you are sad"
candoor
www.hell.com
ezra dax
"crazy buffet" "good sushi"
what "rhymes with important"
rianna if it lovin that you want lyrics
rianna is it loving
Thanksgiving Brunch Ideals
Dirk Nowinski gifts
plastic chanpagne glasses
beady-eyed presidents I have known
www.despair.com
subaceous cyst
Rene Olstead
Mistletoe hat
wishes words love
computers that have been in storage
Mistletoe
lyrics rianna if its loving that you want
black threesom
love words
101 things rules
threesom
how to take a bubble bath
Rianna if it's Lovin' That you Want
"hey hey hi hi" "my mind" "rolling stones"
Zorostrian Pagan
"who googled you"
words to the song feliz navida
lingoslinger
chsturtle
lyrics Ella too wonderful for words
How to make custom bendable toys
naked mature woven miss
"blog of a psychologist"
diaryaddict
dancing with the devil in the pale moon light lyrics
"101 reasons" to love severus snape
sinchronisity with soulmates
cattell 16 personality factor test
what's behind the meaning of a birthday
cuillonn
high falooting words
igod bot
"breaking bread with friends"
layout diaryland
white pimple on your tongue
lyrics rianna if it's lovin
love words
imagining audio
this is how you remind me of who i really am lyrics
emotionally abused and neglected but want to fix myself
Buloxi Current Pictures
arowe.blogspot.com
cebuano slang terms
alice wonderland "if i believe in you"
aquietboy
mixedup.diaryland.com
Harry Chapin A Story of a life lyrics
awittykitty.diaryland.com
lose one's life to help other
belated birthday rhyme
severus snape test
candoor montana
who's googled me
?
meaningful livejournal survey
Living Proof Slurpymundae lyrics
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test your self draco malfoy
dirk nowinski
Ricky Ricardo "Lucy what have you done"
"live cam"
livejournal survey community
"sweet slumbers" lyrics
testitis
losevirgin
candoor
severus snape tests
household item you never put back in the same place
dirk nowinski
psychology behind binging
FILM QUOTES "AND NOW WE WAIT"
"you remind me of who i really am" lyric
rianna if its lovin song and lyrics
Rianna Tell me what you want lyrics
zoroastrian pagan
budist playthings
sites that i can masturbate to
in god we trust sound bytes
sicknick.diaryland.com
pervertsrus
what rhymes with life and got to do with drugs
song meanings somewhat damaged
candoor
harawitz
trust "sharing sexuality"
lifemaster treadmills
"where've ya"
picture "external body" man having no clothes
hw to subtly seduce
always love hate will get you every time lyrics
"material material world"
Threesom
bloggies "i like cheese"
always love hate will get you every time lyrics
"i got to thinking about love"
what's life
"i am fooling myself
Zoroastrian Pagan
always love
"when all my troubles seemed so far away" lyrics
"coming through your eyes" lyrics
"what kind of Pagan are you?"
BI-POLAR SELF ENGRANDISEMENT
?
Lifemaster treadmill
prepondering
pervertsRus stories
"it would be so nice to see your face at my door"
lyrics always love hate will get you
"Please allow me to introduce myself i am a man of wealth and taste"




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