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landover baptist
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�2006 Candor Communications


2006-04-01 - 9:31 a.m.

yes there is an entry for every single day


and someday they will all be uploaded for your viewing pleasure... but for now, I shall give you the fool's errand... see, I was looking to link a certain Red Monkey in a post in RealTime simply because I missed the furry little biped and how effected I was whenever I saw the word boreded type in the Blogmad shout box (and I was lead to ponder the word {boreded} after leaving an installment in the RealTime blog and visiting my only constant reader there {at least according to comments}, the magnifiscent Quasar9 who reminded me about one of my oldest favorites here at Dland, the oddly enchanting Z0tl, who happened to be quite bored {maybe even boreded} in a recent post... are you following all this?... well I'll continue as if you are)...

so I did what I thought would be a simple thing, I searched my diary for the name ender because that is the name of the person who sits behind (or in front of, actually) the Red Monkey and types...

now whoda thunk the search for an ender would bring up so many entries?... must be because a few words I use often contain the word ender... like pretender... defender... offender... do I use these words often?... well, maybe I missed some ender words, or references to Enders Game, but like I said, who'da thunk it... just look at all of them (linked and randomly dated by the search engine for your browsing pleasure too)...

someday maybe someone will do a study and discover the secret message threaded through all of these posts... I'll leave that for the most devout cult members of the cult of the candoor that forms after I die...

come on, you know it will...

anyway, if you've got the time, prepare to be amazed*... and if you haven't got the time, be sure to bookmark this page so you can return at your leisure for your pleasure...

so without much further ado:

2005-10-23 - iGod.html - I found iGod
2003-09-17 - 6.html - - Things you should know before assuming you know me.
2003-09-28 - contact.html - it is all about sharing...
2003-10-22 - dontforget.html - don't forget
2003-10-22 - ramblingon.html - rambling on
2003-10-25 - dayz.html - more dayz
2006-05-15 - madcouch.html - from my madhouse to your couch
2004-01-15 - fourhours.html - four hours
2003-12-15 - gymwork.html - gym work
2005-02-11 - stormynight.html - it was a dark and stormy night...
2004-01-07 - nudityrules.html - could be the article about Christian** nudist camps I read yesterday in the local paper...
2004-01-17 - 202things.html - 202 Things
2004-01-23 - famlastword.html - famous last words...
2004-03-01 - leapwhat.html - leap what?...
2004-03-03 - backtowork.html - back to work
2004-03-20 - fictionalin.html - fictional influences
2005-07-09 - rambleday.html - rambling on through the day
2004-04-08 - chocohigh.html - chocolate high
2006-05-19 - heart.html - heart
2004-04-11 - pe167.html - partial entry #167 (being excerpts from an unfinished letter to a friend)
2004-06-26 - iwantgmail.html - I want my Gmail!
2004-05-02 - lazydays.html - lazy days...
2004-06-17 - dontend.html - but I don't want it to end
2004-06-28 - pushthrough.html - the entry pushes through...
2004-08-08 - browsings.html - oh the browsings we can do...
2004-09-07 - lastfanfoot.html - last chance for fantasy football
2004-10-09 - realnot.html - what's real and what's not and what's the difference...
2005-12-06 - interrupts.html - we interrupt this interruption for another interruption
2004-10-17 - missorread.html - as if there's not enough for you to miss, or read...
2004-10-20 - drywall.html - and now they are cutting dry wall...
2004-10-24 - stuffthat.html - stuff that fell out of (or slipped into) my head...
2004-12-25 - thisisxmas.html - and so this is Xmas
2004-11-17 - fanbasket04.html - fantasy basketball draft 2004
2004-11-21 - whatboutsex.html - and what about sex?...
2004-12-30 - notes2.html - notes 2
2004-12-30 - notes5.html - notes 5
2005-01-07 - anotherande.html - another random email
2005-01-12 - dancingmind.html - dancing naked in my mind field
2005-01-23 - nonews.html - don't show me the news
2005-01-31 - justleft.html - just left of pathos
2006-03-27 - bloglifetea.html - pondering this blogging life (and shedding a river of tears)...
2005-03-20 - fromelsewhe.html - from elsewhere
2005-04-02 - allweneedis.html - all we need is love....
2005-04-03 - stumblahs.html - stumbling through walls
2005-08-31 - blessedcan.html - blessed that I can
2005-04-20 - madgood.html - if madness is contageous, then it's all good...
2005-05-09 - vastness.html - vastness
2005-05-10 - poof.html - poof
2005-06-02 - convlala2.html - conversations lala2
2005-06-11 - convlala11.html - conversations lala11
2005-06-21 - frifeast2.html - Friday Feasts 2
2005-06-22 - frifeast3.html - Friday Feasts 3
2005-06-29 - lovlinkrs2a.html - loving linkers 2 (part one)
2005-07-04 - 4thofjuly.html - 4th of July
2005-07-21 - somelove.html - something about love
2005-07-30 - littlething.html - little things
2005-07-31 - augustdream.html - august dreams
2005-08-06 - whatmelate.html - what, me late?
2005-08-07 - realfant1st.html - from reality to fantasy (a first entry)
2005-08-07 - lifestory1.html - these are the days that I won't get back
2005-08-07 - reasonlove.html - reason to love
2005-08-07 - blogo45.html - doing something
2005-09-27 - piecesowork.html - pieces of worklife and so on...
2005-10-15 - fatelvis05.html - a night in the life (and ongoing death) of fat Elvis
2005-10-21 - 200things.html - 200 Things with Luva
2005-10-22 - twigtwig.html - Twig Twig! or... missed you, journalcon, $pinch, lottery ticket offer, Dr. Francestein, beware of Blogathon, learning a new language, and family)
2005-10-30 - sundaymorn.html - sunday morning sunshine
2005-10-29 - allornothin.html - all or nothing about me (religion, politics, government, me, you, a few friends, a little lust, and lots of links)
2005-11-01 - seriousmemo.html - is it serious, or is it memorex
2005-11-22 - anight.html - a night of reflection, introspection, protest, confession, and more (with the best of intentions)...
2005-11-06 - notes7.html - notes 7
2005-11-17 - notes14.html - notes 14
2005-11-15 - bdunfukd.html - it's your birthday and I'm unfukd
2005-11-23 - randominfo.html - random information
2005-12-04 - 202cutethin.html - 202 Things with Cutething
2005-12-07 - forgotabout.html - I forgot what this entry was about
2005-12-08 - googleright.html - google must be right
2005-12-15 - boopoopeedo.html - boopoopeedoop (the lost lesson)
2006-01-01 - rpg.html - religion and politics (and other fantasies)
2006-01-02 - break10.html - breakfast after 10
2006-01-05 - bipolar.html - this entry is bipolar
2006-01-13 - sodifferent.html - everything would be so different...
2006-01-14 - channels.html - we've gotten so dam good at changing the channel
2006-01-15 - magiclife.html - Magic Mirror and Rate Your Life
2006-04-20 - brokenrec.html - broken record
2006-01-20 - tangledwebs.html - something about tangled webs
2006-01-27 - lostinspace.html - lost in space
2006-02-01 - notwaking.html - not really waking
2006-02-03 - laughmadh.html - laughter at the madhouse
2006-02-14 - freestyle.html - a free style event
2006-02-19 - filibuster.html - filibuster for freedom
2006-02-25 - distracute.html - I'm distracted, you're cute
2006-03-05 - lessonlearn.html - there are lessons to be learned
2006-03-06 - stardust.html - about love, animal attractions, and stardust
2006-03-11 - wentblogMad.html - the day the Earth went blogMad!
2006-03-13 - philoblogg.html - something about the philosophy of blogging, maybe
2006-03-10 - musicsurvey.html - musical survey
2006-04-04 - iwassbsd.html - still bleeding stardust (i was)
2006-04-12 - wikidates.html - wiki birth dates in history
2006-04-18 - notlovers.html - technically we're not really lovers, ya know?
2006-04-21 - justonemore.html - just one more day
2006-04-25 - isoc.html - islands in the stream of consciousness (isoc)





*management does not guarantee the quality of every entry, just in case you thought this was some sort of greatest hits... it's the randomly generated list of entries when searching my diary for the ender, remember?... but it may be the insight into my psyche you've been looking for after all...

or it may simply be a random journey behind the candoor that is just what you need to cure your borededness...

if you find anything worthwhile along the way, do comment or somehow let me know all these years of babbling wasn't just a waste of your precious time (surely it wasn't a waste of mine for me, but that's cuz I'm crazy enough to have been here the whole time loving every minute of it)...

maybe it's time to stop now...



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mighty fine print...

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