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2008-12-12 - 11:19 p.m.

as if this has been here


as if this has been here all week, or all weekend, at least, the words nonchalantly appear when nobody is looking (but then, you are so not nobody if you caught me slipping this in its everybody else who missed it that is, well, no, they are not nobody else, no you are not, latecomers, youre just, well, late, thats all, but heck, you of all people should know how meaningless this whoile train of thought is about time, and its about time (and about time too) you called me on it, or just called me, for that matter, cuz if anybody around here is nobody its me

so stop trying to be me, will ya?...

there, now that weve cleared that travesty up a bit, ill complain about the taste of burnt in a teflon frying pan taste of the mushroom ravioli i am eating because, well, somebody had to complain and youre certainly not doing it maybe its the music (were up to i just want someone to save me, after all almost as weepy a treasure as theres a somebody im longing to see , but not quite not nearly, perhaps but its all a matter of taste and i almost wish i didnt have any (as in taste buds) right now cuz the burnt raviolis really are good when i dont get a burnt piece

pay attention next time youre skillet cooking something, will ya?...

the real reason i am not asleep when i have gotten about six hours sleep in the past four days is the muscles are crying out for protein and all i ate today was popcorn at the movies so im eating this hi-protein pasta and 7g-of-protein-per-slice bread to help the muscles out not making time to eat is really getting way too busy now of course the belly remains cuz the body thinks it is starving and wont give up any of its fat stores muscle, sure, eat away at muscle, but keep the fat for the really lean times or something like that

or maybe it is cuz i am doing laundry because i have no clean pants to wear tomorrow you really ought to make up my mind already, all this flip flopping is making a lot of noise when we walk its an audio-visual mix metaphor, no doubt certainy not clich, i mean, show me anybody whos said it before... politicians really arent the best writers, after all neither are ardvaarks, but they dont want my vote, after all

ok, so i am missing you and that is why i am here see?... wait long enough and you get a confession or you get pandering, which may be the same thing, only in a different direction words are entitled to change their minds, after all, most of them are feminine which is probably not true and yet, the irony of the audacity of the arrogance amused me

so i threw $20 (the imax) down the toilet tonight cuz i am finally ready to admit that keanu reeves really has about as much acting ability as a brown paper bag i was always a hold out for him until now, probably cuz i liked a few of his films a lot (sweet November, matrix, speed, but then i loved his female co-stars in this one, he had help going down the tubes did i say brown paperbag?... i may be insulting brown paper bags actually, the plastic bags in american beauty did a much better job of conveying emotion, building tension, and developing a character than any of the characters in this rush-to-an-anti-climax film it didnt need an ending though, it really never began thats right, none of the other actors were much better, in fact, they may have been worse kathy bates should stick to breaking angles she was so not right for a really horribly written part jennifer connelly lost whatever talent she had when she stepped on the set with keanu even the kid (jaden smith - yes, will smiths son and im shocked will let his son do this career killer) couldnt find a way to be loveable or even interesting (the way the kid in the remake of war of the world stole the show, but then, she was the best actor in that film) in this atrocity of lack of creativity and to be fair to the actors, the writers gave them nothing (and they already had a great story and script in the original film, so they must have worked really hard to destroy it this much) no, seriously, as much as i laugh at really bad movies, al gore would have been much more passionate and better for the part

jon cleese was the only bright spot, for all of twenty seconds or so the unoriginality was sorry films ripped off for this one: 2001, sphere, the mummy, starman, close encounters, et, if i was a masochist and watched it again, id probably find a dozen more rip-offs enterprise from star trek tv, even if i was the director id be ashamed if i was the writer, id stick with my day job (please) they mad bad tomato puree

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